PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
The plane with the english team crashed and only 4 players survived, but they were in the middle of nowhere and the goalie was badly wounded and wouldn't make it probably. But they made some kind of bed they could carry, put the goalie in it, also stuffed food and water on the bed and started searching for the civilization. After a couple of days the fod was gone and the goalie died. So they decided to eat him. The defender said: Well, let's eat the part of the body that is in the name of the team we're playing for. I play for manchester, so, I'll eat the chest. The midfield said: Well, I play for Liverpoll, so I eat the Liver. The goalgetter said: I play for Arsenal and I ain't hungry.
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I can't post the flag of Ukraine,
without this site's goofy software
turning it into question marks?
F'n archaic.