A new career for Boris Johnson. ( Archived) (16)

Jul 7, 2022 10:53 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
Can you think of one
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Jul 7, 2022 10:55 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Tiger_Moth
Tiger_MothTiger_MothYeovil, Somerset, England UK23 Threads 2,833 Posts
Youcannow: Can you think of one
Doorman at the Houses of Parliament.grin
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Jul 7, 2022 10:57 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
Tiger_Moth: Doorman at the Houses of Parliament.
Doorman , or scarecrow dunno
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Jul 7, 2022 11:00 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
A caddy for Liv golf?
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Jul 7, 2022 11:04 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Name_Taken_Two
Name_Taken_TwoName_Taken_TwoBelfast, Antrim Ireland75 Threads 2,322 Posts
Youcannow: Can you think of one
A Fluffer in the "Adult entertainment" industry uh oh wine
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Jul 7, 2022 11:05 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: A caddy for Liv golf?
That is an option but I’m sure he doesn’t have the credentials for such a highly acclaimed role .
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Jul 7, 2022 11:18 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
Name_Taken_Two: I hear ya, but there are some freaky characters in that industry..
No doubt . It’s a minefield out there !!
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Jul 7, 2022 11:19 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
bodleing2
bodleing2bodleing2Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK84 Threads 6,132 Posts
Game show host.

He's a natural.
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Jul 7, 2022 11:20 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Name_Taken_Two
Name_Taken_TwoName_Taken_TwoBelfast, Antrim Ireland75 Threads 2,322 Posts
Youcannow: No doubt . It’s a minefield out there !!
A bit like the house of commons at the mo..laugh beer
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Jul 7, 2022 1:29 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
LeeCharming
LeeCharmingLeeCharmingCardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK537 Threads 273 Polls 6,941 Posts
a job as a crash test dummy...is something i would enjoy seeing him dodoh
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Jul 8, 2022 3:32 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Miss_Cellaneous
Miss_CellaneousMiss_CellaneousWyre, Lancashire, England UK1 Threads 2,444 Posts
Youcannow: Can you think of one
American President rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2022 3:57 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
funtocome
funtocomefuntocomeDolton, Illinois USA2 Threads 2 Polls 124 Posts
As an American, I must respectfully decline your generous offer. We have enough clowns in office as it is, so we're right out of room at the moment. But wait a tic, and perhaps I'll have a use for the Blond One...(12 seconds later):

Can Boris be used as some kind of tourism spokesperson?; I mean, he's a showman at heart it appears; let him put it to better use than mucking about in politics and bolixing things up. Imagine him flogging the virtues of London or something. Safe as houses; no need for panic. He could even make videos of his parties and such.

Well, I've done my bit for my friends across the pond; Keep Calm and think of the REAL Sir Winston Churchill.
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Jul 10, 2022 11:39 AM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Condor009
Condor009Condor009Victoria, British Columbia Canada200 Posts
Youcannow: That is an option but I’m sure he doesn’t have the credentials for such a highly acclaimed role .
A clown on a tricycle for the opening act of Trump in a circus freak show laugh
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Jul 10, 2022 1:41 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
Bartender at a Pub? laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Embedded image from another site
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Jul 10, 2022 2:36 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
Condor009: A clown on a tricycle for the opening act of Trump in a circus freak show
He’s been doing that for the last 2 years or so .
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Jul 10, 2022 2:37 PM CST A new career for Boris Johnson.
Youcannow
YoucannowYoucannowLondon, Essex, England UK96 Threads 3,523 Posts
KarloradoFL: Bartender at a Pub?
He would be drinking all the profits .
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