As an American, I must respectfully decline your generous offer. We have enough clowns in office as it is, so we're right out of room at the moment. But wait a tic, and perhaps I'll have a use for the Blond One...(12 seconds later):
Can Boris be used as some kind of tourism spokesperson?; I mean, he's a showman at heart it appears; let him put it to better use than mucking about in politics and bolixing things up. Imagine him flogging the virtues of London or something. Safe as houses; no need for panic. He could even make videos of his parties and such.
Well, I've done my bit for my friends across the pond; Keep Calm and think of the REAL Sir Winston Churchill.
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