drunk joke (18)
Hey baby...
Why are u soooooooooooo funny, is just beyond me...
Why are u soooooooooooo funny, is just beyond me...
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mindful... you get me all the time...
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beautifuleri 
its not like i make this stuff up ya know
i have a friend that sends it to me
and i love to post it
these are maintenance threads
its not like i make this stuff up ya know
i have a friend that sends it to me
and i love to post it
these are maintenance threads
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very cute
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I know bby, know jokes too but I don't post them...so, thanks for sharing always.... 
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bump
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I tried the patch!!!!!!!
Had to find "other" means..
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these are maintenance threads
10, 11 & 12!!!!!!!!!
10, 11 & 12!!!!!!!!!
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All of a sudden they see a police car's lights
flashing in the rear view mirror.
"What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger.
"Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle
and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking."
They pull over and the cop gets out.
"May I see your license and registration?" he asks.
The guy gives him his license.
"Have you been drinking?"
"No officer. We haven't."
"Well, you were weaving back and forth.
Are you sure you haven't had
anything to drink?" The officer asked.
"I swear officer. I haven't had a sip."
"Well why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"
The man answers, "These aren't labels.
We are alcoholics, and we're on the patch!"