I wrote the book on pleasing ladies - however the manuscript got confiscated by Brad Pitt while I was changing a flat tire on his car. Geez, ya try to do somethin' nice............
Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee the movies are 10 times better than the books...Much more dramatic...And of course there are pics and easy to read step by step instructions!!!!!!!
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However that of course is my own biased opinion....
In your opinion, what would you say you "wrote" the book on...and why?
Now remember these are our own opinions so don't worry about what others may think...i'm just interested in what YOUR opinion of YOU is...