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* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy!
* Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
* Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!
* If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
* Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
* Out of estrogen, and I have a gun!
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes
* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
* Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time!
* Do not start with me. You will not win.
* You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up.
* All stressed out, and no one to choke!