Bumper Stickers for Women ( Archived) (11)

Dec 7, 2007 2:39 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy!
* Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
* Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!
* If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
* Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
* Out of estrogen, and I have a gun!
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes
* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
* Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time!
* Do not start with me. You will not win.
* You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up.
* All stressed out, and no one to choke!
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Dec 7, 2007 2:58 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
plughead
plugheadplugheadballina, Mayo Ireland7 Threads 302 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2007 2:59 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
gatoraidkitty
gatoraidkittygatoraidkittyCharleston, West Virginia USA13 Threads 467 Posts
applause applause rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2007 3:08 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
blow that horn one more time ...
I'll get out and powder "your" nose!


OK, If it ain't one.... it should berolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2007 3:08 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing some of those sooooooooo fit mehelp
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Dec 7, 2007 3:15 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
howboutu
howboutuhowboutuDecatur, Alabama USA3 Threads 796 Posts
Those are good ones!rolling on the floor laughing

I actually saw these two on womens cars.

Stop honking your horn,I'm pretending to be blonde.

When I die I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Dec 7, 2007 4:11 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it


i like that one!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2007 5:55 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

I try not to look at women while driving. I don't want them to think I am creepy. They usually think that after they know me....laugh

Seriously, how many men/women have met someone just driving around?
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Dec 7, 2007 6:43 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
This SUV is my husbands....
My Porsche is in for repairs
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Dec 7, 2007 6:57 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2007 8:42 PM CST Bumper Stickers for Women
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
i have a friend who has a sticker on her rear window which says ' ex husband in the boot' (that'd be the trunk for you yanks ;) )
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