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Mar 22, 2008 10:15 AM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
A Day At The Vet's
One day a man took his poodle to the veterinarian. As he walked into the waiting
room, he noticed a very attractive young woman with her Great Dane.
He sits next to her, trying desperately to think of *something* to say to this
woman. The best he can come up with is, "That's a big dog."
She smiles, and leans over to pat his dog on the head. She turns and says, "Yes,
he is. Now, what's wrong with your little dog?"
He replies, "Well, he's a male dog, you see. And whenever we have company
over, he trys to introduce various bits of himself to their shins. It's become a
problem, so I'm here to take care of it."
"So, why are you and your really big dog here?" He's really hitting it off with her!
"Well, my dog is male too. I have the same problem with him: when I bend over
in the kitchen, he jumps up behind me, puts his paws on my shoulders and,
well,..."
"Oh, yes, I see," the man interrupts. "So you're hear to get him fixed too?"
"Oh no,... to get his nails clipped.
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Mar 22, 2008 10:22 AM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Roseblossum
RoseblossumRoseblossumtown,, Ontario Canada44 Threads 293 Posts
Man and their best friends.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 22, 2008 10:23 AM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 28, 2008 4:09 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Bump
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May 28, 2008 4:11 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 28, 2008 4:30 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
laugh tongue
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May 28, 2008 4:37 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Sparky, please don't be picking on the Danish! rolling on the floor laughing
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May 28, 2008 4:38 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Indyfella: Sparky, please don't be picking on the Danish!


For a minute there ...... got it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Where do you come up with them?
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May 28, 2008 4:52 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Lillym: For a minute there ...... got it Where do you come up with them?



I go to Danish.com for all my great humor. professor
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May 28, 2008 5:16 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
That reminds me.................... off to clip my nailsdancing dog
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May 28, 2008 5:49 PM CST A Day at the Vet - Beware, this is not for everyone
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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