Male and Females. (23)
Sommerauer71: Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
First... I don't want to contradict you at all.
Second... if I still did, will I then immediately end up in the gay column?
Third… I have honestly never seen anything to contradict your theory. Well, I put the kettle on at the same time as I fill the dish washer up, but that is not really that advanced, is it?
A thought. We don't use our full brain capacity, so even if it has bigger mass, it may be used to a lesser degree?
EnSilencio: First... I don't want to contradict you at all.
Second... if I still did, will I then immediately end up in the gay column?
Third… I have honestly never seen anything to contradict your theory. Well, I put the kettle on at the same time as I fill the dish washer up, but that is not really that advanced, is it?
A thought. We don't use our full brain capacity, so even if it has bigger mass, it may be used to a lesser degree?
Second... if I still did, will I then immediately end up in the gay column?
Third… I have honestly never seen anything to contradict your theory. Well, I put the kettle on at the same time as I fill the dish washer up, but that is not really that advanced, is it?
A thought. We don't use our full brain capacity, so even if it has bigger mass, it may be used to a lesser degree?
Hi.
I have no problem with being contradicted, I like being challenged, from a respectful point of view, but I see no reason that you should end up in the gay column.
I quite like the fact that you can fill the dishwasher and put the kettle on, pretty advanced in my view.
Your thought? Absolutely correct.
Men do have bigger brain mass, but women utilise their smaller brain mass, thinking about many things.
I like these debates.
Sommerauer71: Hi.
I have no problem with being contradicted, I like being challenged, from a respectful point of view, but I see no reason that you should end up in the gay column.
I quite like the fact that you can fill the dishwasher and put the kettle on, pretty advanced in my view.
Your thought? Absolutely correct.
Men do have bigger brain mass, but women utilise their smaller brain mass, thinking about many things.
I like these debates.
I have no problem with being contradicted, I like being challenged, from a respectful point of view, but I see no reason that you should end up in the gay column.
I quite like the fact that you can fill the dishwasher and put the kettle on, pretty advanced in my view.
Your thought? Absolutely correct.
Men do have bigger brain mass, but women utilise their smaller brain mass, thinking about many things.
I like these debates.
Men have bigger brains than women but larger bodies their brains have to control; believe you me, if women had to subconsciously control 20 gently undulating beer bellies they'd never be able to brush their teeth while fluffing up cushions, feeding the cat, running a bath for their men, washing the car and mowing the lawn - all at the same time.
We men like to contemplate the meaning of life. This takes up at least 90% of available brain capacity.
The other 10% of our brain power needs to concentrate on emergencies like:
'Where did she hide my socks this time? In the drawer - what a silly place to put my socks when flopping out of my shoes is far more logical, dammit!'
rusty_knight: Men have bigger brains than women but larger bodies their brains have to control; believe you me, if women had to subconsciously control 20 gently undulating beer bellies they'd never be able to brush their teeth while fluffing up cushions, feeding the cat, running a bath for their men, washing the car and mowing the lawn - all at the same time.
We men like to contemplate the meaning of life. This takes up at least 90% of available brain capacity.
The other 10% of our brain power needs to concentrate on emergencies like:
'Where did she hide my socks this time? In the drawer - what a silly place to put my socks when flopping out of my shoes is far more logical, dammit!'
We men like to contemplate the meaning of life. This takes up at least 90% of available brain capacity.
The other 10% of our brain power needs to concentrate on emergencies like:
'Where did she hide my socks this time? In the drawer - what a silly place to put my socks when flopping out of my shoes is far more logical, dammit!'
Tough life, you boys have.
I have yet to meet a woman with a sense of direction. Mostly women seem confused. But when there is a special woman in your life....She makes your life very much different. 
ekspain: I have yet to meet a woman with a sense of direction. Mostly women seem confused. But when there is a special woman in your life....She makes your life very much different.
This is so true. I have found such a woman; a fellow Gemini.. the four of us seem to get along just fine!
Lagoona22: Everything has an evolutionary reason...men are more strategic and problem-solving inclined and women have greater emotional sensibilities....developed over millions of years of evolution....it is the way it is...for a reason.
I agree......... some things are beyond our ken though - like God and women...... there appears to be no rhyme nor reason, so we men just have to relax, chill out and 'let it happen'!
It is a FACT that men are better at some things than women.
It is also a FACT that women are better than men at other things - e.g. since when have men been any good at breast-feeding?
Men and women COMPLIMENT each other - thus a man and a woman make a better team than the sum of the two individuals... even if they don't really understand each other and only tolerate each other's company for evolutionary/biological reasons.
Women survive better on their own than men (in my humble opinion) - we men get a lot more out of a relationship with a woman than vice versa.
Women are just so capable.
We men are only really happy when we have a woman who can tell us what to do - and we are very, very pleased when 'she' tells us we can go 'out to play' safe in the knowledge that she'll have a nice meal waiting for us when we get back from playing golf, walking the dog, discussing serious stuff down the pub etc.
Women are wonderful - thank you God for providing them to look after us poor pathetic men!
Well perhaps its a bit short lived for us males -- there is a scientist here in Oz that suggests the "Y" chromosome in the future will become defunct
CuspofMagic: Well perhaps its a bit short lived for us males -- there is a scientist here in Oz that suggests the "Y" chromosome in the future will become defunct
CuspofMagic....Tell me it's not true....If it is, any swedeish volley ball players
lesbfriends
phoenix: CuspofMagic....Tell me it's not true....If it is, any swedeish volley ball players lesbfriends
---who knows what will happen in the future - there is so much going on here in the present ---IMO
CuspofMagic: ---who knows what will happen in the future - there is so much going on here in the present ---IMO
...It's not so much as the present or the future more my past...and any fellas out there some words of advice from the..... Presidents of the United States...About french women...,
French girl has a problem
French girl has a problem with the world
She see's it as a dark place
A place thats trying to strangle her good time
Dont ever get involved with a French girl
French girl has a reason
French girl has a reason for hurting her boyfriend
Who is strangling her good time, in this black world
Dont ever get involed with a French girl 'dont ever get involved with a French girl'
No
I always fall in love with a French girl 'I always fall in love, I always fall'
Hey, hey, hey
She'll make your life miserable
She'll make your life miserable
She'll make your life miserable
French girl pouts and ponders
French girl pouts and ponders at the world
She blames the darkness, for wearing scratchy wool in the sun
French girl spends her free time
French girl spends her time deep in thought
She worries about what she has to go through
Just to get a place where she is happy
Dont ever get involved with a French girl 'dont ever get involved with a French girl'
No
I always get involved with a French girl
(guitar break)
No, I always fall in love with a French girl x5
No
Sommerauer71: Discuss....
It is fact,
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I have visions of you all brushing yourselves down, and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get attractive girls, because they can usually clock out of the corner of their eye.
Men can butter their three iron and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table.
Thoughts please.
Rusty, I need you on this one.
It is fact,
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I have visions of you all brushing yourselves down, and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get attractive girls, because they can usually clock out of the corner of their eye.
Men can butter their three iron and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table.
Thoughts please.
Rusty, I need you on this one.
Totally agrre with you sommer
Sommerauer71: Discuss....
It is fact, we are different.
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I ahve visions of you all brushing yourselves down, breating on your hands and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get caught out ogling attractive girls, because women have better peripheal vision than men, and they can usually clock an attractive man out of the corner of their eye.
Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Thoughts please.
Rusty, I need you on this one.
It is fact, we are different.
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I ahve visions of you all brushing yourselves down, breating on your hands and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get caught out ogling attractive girls, because women have better peripheal vision than men, and they can usually clock an attractive man out of the corner of their eye.
Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Thoughts please.
Rusty, I need you on this one.
Nah!!! They get caught because they haven't developped startegies to make up for their smaller peripheral vision!!
Once my parents and my kids and me were at the beach laying on towels. My parents were in their early seventies. I watched a really beautiful woman in a bikini walk towards us and thought to myself "Ok Dad! It's no way you are not going to have a good look!" And waited and watched
My Dad DID have a good look, but instead of gawping and making it really obvious, he was very casual about it somehow managed it without my Mum noticing a thing!! And believe me she would have commented if she had!!! I had a little chuckle to myself and thought "Sooooooooooooo that's how it's done!!!!" 
Discuss....
It is fact, we are different.
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I ahve visions of you all brushing yourselves down, breating on your hands and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get caught out ogling attractive girls, because women have better peripheal vision than men, and they can usually clock an attractive man out of the corner of their eye.
Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Thoughts please.
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"Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children,lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth. "
Maybe this partly explains the low libido performances of women when compared to males...but a breakfast table??? (Why not her husband!?) It doesn't sound quite right...perhaps a re-phrasing is in order...%D lol!
It is fact, we are different.
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I ahve visions of you all brushing yourselves down, breating on your hands and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get caught out ogling attractive girls, because women have better peripheal vision than men, and they can usually clock an attractive man out of the corner of their eye.
Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Thoughts please.
quote]
"Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children,lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth. "
Maybe this partly explains the low libido performances of women when compared to males...but a breakfast table??? (Why not her husband!?) It doesn't sound quite right...perhaps a re-phrasing is in order...%D lol!
Clearly, this thread deserves a wider audience....
Sommerauer71: Clearly, this thread deserves a wider audience....
You could be right!
How the devil are you? Looking forward to going back to sunny Austria?
It's so dang HOT here in Gozo - if you're bored you could come over and look after my mum for a few days while I go and visit my other two better halves (we are both Geminis and all four of us get on really well together!)
Sommerauer71: Clearly, this thread deserves a wider audience....
I think you're a special person - you deserve an audience with the Pope......if you want one I'll give the vatican a ring and arrange things; after all he's German and I know powerful people in Germany who must be obeyed!
ekspain: I have yet to meet a woman with a sense of direction. Mostly women seem confused. But when there is a special woman in your life....She makes your life very much different.
Here I am, just come to Valencia if you need to find a woman with sense of direction...even my Cherokee brothers say I am as rare as blue diamond...now don t you blame on ladies to be confused, having in mind how many men turn out not to be what they look like...it s all the fault of goverment´s plan: man getting trained in sewing, cleaning up after them, changing pampers....but not being able to be in the same job more than some months. Male/female roles are changing so much...and we all do benefit from it on long view, but right now it´s confusing for many......my own role has always been pretty clear as I have been mother and father, doing "women and men" jobs at the same time.
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It is fact, we are different.
Men have larger brains than women. (Gents, I ahve visions of you all brushing yourselves down, breating on your hands and rubbing them on your lapels)
Men have better spatial reasoning than women.
Men get caught out ogling attractive girls, because women have better peripheal vision than men, and they can usually clock an attractive man out of the corner of their eye.
Men can never find the butter in the fridge, car keys, their socks, but their three iron is highly polished and their cds are in alphabetical order.
Nobody 'turns' gay. Gay people are born that way.
Men stand brushing their teeth, legs around 30cm apart, up and down, women will fluff cushions, set the alarm, check the children, lay the breakfast table, all while brushing their teeth.
Thoughts please.
Rusty, I need you on this one.