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Sep 6, 2008 7:46 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
When it comes to profiles, I believe that honesty is the best policy. I been getting no hits and I guess my remarks when I post don't help. But what I'm asking is for you guys and girls to write me a profile that may attract chicks on this and another site. I know your going to say be yourself and write it yourself, I did and it don"t work.
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Sep 6, 2008 7:50 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
Okay..

give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.

What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..

C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.



and YO! wave teddybear
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Sep 6, 2008 8:03 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
Claayer: Okay..

give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.

What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..

C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.



and YO!
I'm 53, single parent, kids live with me(we can leave that out if you wish)if it helps spruce it up...I like metal detecting and would try most anything. Kids are o.k and we just have to get along and respect each other. As far as looks it depends on attraction, just that certain something that anyone can have. I worked driving machinery and trucks but had back surgery and retired due to it, I had 28 years in the system,,once the girls hear this they are outer here, they say bye, so you can make me anything like a spy or anything that might work..
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Sep 6, 2008 8:17 PM CST Profile contest
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
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Sep 6, 2008 8:21 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
And thats not all its quacked up to be either.rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 6, 2008 8:25 PM CST Profile contest
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Is this the Sheep thread?












Not yet!devil
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Sep 6, 2008 8:27 PM CST Profile contest
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!


Or a hamster and some cellotape.. idea



giggle
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Sep 6, 2008 8:30 PM CST Profile contest
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
not enough Mastic .

What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?

Describe where you live and what your kids do .

Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?

Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair smitten) now get a nudie up and bloody smile laugh


p.s. i like a good buttock wink
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Sep 6, 2008 8:31 PM CST Profile contest
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
Claayer: Or a hamster and some cellotape..

Kinky bird.

laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:32 PM CST Profile contest
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
Cut-and-paste...

-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich

Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...
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Sep 6, 2008 8:32 PM CST Profile contest
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
Claayer: Or a hamster and some cellotape..



laugh

what about turkeys ? i hear they gobble laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:33 PM CST Profile contest
mastic55: I'm 53, single parent, kids live with me(we can leave that out if you wish)if it helps spruce it up...I like metal detecting and would try most anything. Kids are o.k and we just have to get along and respect each other. As far as looks it depends on attraction, just that certain something that anyone can have. I worked driving machinery and trucks but had back surgery and retired due to it, I had 28 years in the system,,once the girls hear this they are outer here, they say bye, so you can make me anything like a spy or anything that might work..


Let me see if this works Mastic



I am mastic
53 years young
I am a single father who adores his children.
I am retired but am able bodied.
I would love to meet a young lady between the ages of 40-53 for a chat
and a nice cup of tea
If we get along well, and after many more successful dates, I will gradually introduce you to my family.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:34 PM CST Profile contest
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
dillydally: not enough Mastic .

What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?

Describe where you live and what your kids do .

Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?

Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair ) now get a nudie up and bloody smile


p.s. i like a good buttock


I just love it when you run your fingers thru someone elses hair.smitten laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:34 PM CST Profile contest
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
rwantin: Cut-and-paste...

-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich

Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...



im moving next door to you in a week ,get the kettle on laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:35 PM CST Profile contest
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,418 Posts
friendsfirst: I just love it when you run your fingers thru someone elses hair.



its not as curly as yours darlin tongue
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Sep 6, 2008 8:39 PM CST Profile contest
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA94 Threads 2 Polls 6,057 Posts
Profiles should be short and to the point, try this...





I play the tamborine, my Mom says women like musical men.

Let's get married.

bouquet
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Sep 6, 2008 8:40 PM CST Profile contest
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA122 Threads 1 Polls 7,648 Posts
mastic55: When it comes to profiles, I believe that honesty is the best policy. I been getting no hits and I guess my remarks when I post don't help. But what I'm asking is for you guys and girls to write me a profile that may attract chicks on this and another site. I know your going to say be yourself and write it yourself, I did and it don"t work.


Try it the other way around.

Mastic the Magnificent.

Bull by the horns Mastic.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:41 PM CST Profile contest
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA7 Threads 2,686 Posts
Ocee35: Profiles should be short and to the point, try this...I play the tamborine, my Mom says women like musical men.

Let's get married.


Let us know how that works out for you Ocee.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:45 PM CST Profile contest
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA94 Threads 2 Polls 6,057 Posts
dazzling_dave: Let us know how that works out for you Ocee.



I'm about to test drive it myself, I'll keep ya posted.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CST Profile contest
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
Ok, just for the backstory, what does mastic mean? What age(s) are your kid(s)? What do you like to do in your spare time? 55 is not too young to be retired, so that shouldn't scare anyone off, they don't have to know from the get-go that you didn't retire just cause you wanted to. How long have you been divorced? What's it like where you live? Hey, if I'm gonna write a profile I need to know everything! grin

You know this means if you get a date outta it I'll have to play Cyrano when you go out and tell you everything to say!doh
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