Profile contest (37)
mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 PostsWhen it comes to profiles, I believe that honesty is the best policy. I been getting no hits and I guess my remarks when I post don't help. But what I'm asking is for you guys and girls to write me a profile that may attract chicks on this and another site. I know your going to say be yourself and write it yourself, I did and it don"t work.
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Okay..
give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.
What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..
C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.
and YO!
give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.
What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..
C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.
and YO!
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Claayer: Okay..
give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.
What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..
C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.
and YO!
I'm 53, single parent, kids live with me(we can leave that out if you wish)if it helps spruce it up...I like metal detecting and would try most anything. Kids are o.k and we just have to get along and respect each other. As far as looks it depends on attraction, just that certain something that anyone can have. I worked driving machinery and trucks but had back surgery and retired due to it, I had 28 years in the system,,once the girls hear this they are outer here, they say bye, so you can make me anything like a spy or anything that might work..give us some extra pointers.. what you do and don't like.. things you enjoy. things you don't.
What kind of woman would you like to meet?... what kind of person would catch your eye/would you feel drawn to.. Happy she has children? ..
C'mon.. spill the beans Mastic.
and YO!
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chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
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shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
And thats not all its quacked up to be either.
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shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
Is this the Sheep thread?
Not yet!
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shipoker58: chicks are no fun....ducks are better lovers!!
Or a hamster and some cellotape..
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not enough Mastic .
What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?
Describe where you live and what your kids do .
Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?
Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair
) now get a nudie up and bloody smile 
p.s. i like a good buttock
What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?
Describe where you live and what your kids do .
Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?
Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair
) now get a nudie up and bloody smile p.s. i like a good buttock
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Cut-and-paste...
-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich
Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...
-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich
Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...
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Claayer: Or a hamster and some cellotape..
what about turkeys ? i hear they gobble
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mastic55: I'm 53, single parent, kids live with me(we can leave that out if you wish)if it helps spruce it up...I like metal detecting and would try most anything. Kids are o.k and we just have to get along and respect each other. As far as looks it depends on attraction, just that certain something that anyone can have. I worked driving machinery and trucks but had back surgery and retired due to it, I had 28 years in the system,,once the girls hear this they are outer here, they say bye, so you can make me anything like a spy or anything that might work..
Let me see if this works Mastic
I am mastic
53 years young
I am a single father who adores his children.
I am retired but am able bodied.
I would love to meet a young lady between the ages of 40-53 for a chat
and a nice cup of tea
If we get along well, and after many more successful dates, I will gradually introduce you to my family.
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dillydally: not enough Mastic .
What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?
Describe where you live and what your kids do .
Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?
Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair ) now get a nudie up and bloody smile
p.s. i like a good buttock
What do you do in your spare time ? with or without the kids .
what are you good at ?or enjoy ?
Describe where you live and what your kids do .
Personally after reading your profile ,id say you were now writing it in fun ,where is the comedian we have grown to love ?
Your a fabulous man Mastic (and all that hair ) now get a nudie up and bloody smile
p.s. i like a good buttock
I just love it when you run your fingers thru someone elses hair.
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rwantin: Cut-and-paste...
-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich
Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...
-I'm stupid rich
-I love paying for cosmetic surgery
-I have too many luxury cars
-My home is so huge I forget sometimes how to exit it
-I'm stupid rich
Wait. You don't live in So Cal. Never mind...
im moving next door to you in a week ,get the kettle on
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friendsfirst: I just love it when you run your fingers thru someone elses hair.
its not as curly as yours darlin
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Profiles should be short and to the point, try this...
I play the tamborine, my Mom says women like musical men.
Let's get married.
I play the tamborine, my Mom says women like musical men.
Let's get married.
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mastic55: When it comes to profiles, I believe that honesty is the best policy. I been getting no hits and I guess my remarks when I post don't help. But what I'm asking is for you guys and girls to write me a profile that may attract chicks on this and another site. I know your going to say be yourself and write it yourself, I did and it don"t work.
Try it the other way around.
Mastic the Magnificent.
Bull by the horns Mastic.
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Ocee35: Profiles should be short and to the point, try this...I play the tamborine, my Mom says women like musical men.
Let's get married.
Let's get married.
Let us know how that works out for you Ocee.
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dazzling_dave: Let us know how that works out for you Ocee.
I'm about to test drive it myself, I'll keep ya posted.
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Ok, just for the backstory, what does mastic mean? What age(s) are your kid(s)? What do you like to do in your spare time? 55 is not too young to be retired, so that shouldn't scare anyone off, they don't have to know from the get-go that you didn't retire just cause you wanted to. How long have you been divorced? What's it like where you live? Hey, if I'm gonna write a profile I need to know everything! 
You know this means if you get a date outta it I'll have to play Cyrano when you go out and tell you everything to say!
You know this means if you get a date outta it I'll have to play Cyrano when you go out and tell you everything to say!
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dillydally: what about turkeys ? i hear they gobble
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