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Sep 19, 2008 5:02 PM CST Blond joke
crotalus_p
crotalus_pcrotalus_pRush, Dublin Ireland43 Threads 6 Polls 2,789 Posts
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and
was
pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license. She dug
through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated..

What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
'It's
square and it has your picture on it.

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it,
and
handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
'Okay,
you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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Sep 19, 2008 5:08 PM CST Blond joke
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Sep 25, 2008 8:30 PM CST Blond joke
AnaAmazing
AnaAmazingAnaAmazingBeaufort, South Carolina USA4 Threads 32 Posts
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Sep 25, 2008 8:34 PM CST Blond joke
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
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Sep 25, 2008 8:35 PM CST Blond joke
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
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Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CST Blond joke
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Excellent. And thank you. tip hat
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Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CST Blond joke
katiecharlyn
katiecharlynkatiecharlyndublin, Georgia USA8 Threads 2,748 Posts
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Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CST Blond joke
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
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Oct 21, 2008 1:39 AM CST Blond joke
wild_child
wild_childwild_childChaska, Minnesota USA3 Posts
now thats funny!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2008 3:48 AM CST Blond joke
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Hilarious Crotalus rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2008 9:03 AM CST Blond joke
Ness715
Ness715Ness715circleville, Ohio USA1 Threads 31 Posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing I have not heard a good blonde joke in awhile. too funny
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Dec 7, 2008 10:29 AM CST Blond joke
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
crotalus_p: A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and
was
pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license. She dug
through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated..

What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
'It's
square and it has your picture on it.

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it,
and
handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
'Okay,
you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.


Typical blondesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

freaks tongue wink applause
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Dec 7, 2008 10:33 AM CST Blond joke
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
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Dec 7, 2008 10:52 AM CST Blond joke
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
A naked guy in front of a mirror says 2" more and I would be king.
Blonde replies and 2" less and you would be queen.
.tongue rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Dec 7, 2008 10:54 AM CST Blond joke
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
Tamarin: A naked guy in front of a mirror says 2" more and I would be king.
Blonde replies and 2" less and you would be queen.
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blonds have more fun?

sorry for the obvious clichè...it had to be donerolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 7, 2008 11:28 AM CST Blond joke
DoznEggs
DoznEggsDoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA17 Threads 933 Posts
StressFree: Typical blondes

freaks


We're not ALL typical. And I'm sure you didn't mean to imply we are.

With regard to the jokes.... Keep em coming, can always use a
laugh

cheers
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Dec 7, 2008 11:40 AM CST Blond joke
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
DoznEggs: We're not ALL typical. And I'm sure you didn't mean to imply we are.

With regard to the jokes.... Keep em coming, can always use a



laugh Well, blonds are smart and very systematic...

but dizzy

real dizzy at times rolling on the floor laughing

but let it be known that blonds are superfreaks! devil smitten daydream elephant happy place
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