Hangs head in shame.... (88)
mike69spain: When I cleaned out in the med box in the kitchen I saw I had one full package more. DHL it?
Fax???
Sommerauer71: Oh it is always better in the real world Mike...
I understood your words completely...
Maybe Rusty is tired...
Or he has taken it the wrong way...
ANd it is not going down the drain darling...
I understood your words completely...
Maybe Rusty is tired...
Or he has taken it the wrong way...
ANd it is not going down the drain darling...
I understood perfectly too........
Sommerauer71: He never got to first base...
Probably cant play volleyball either.
gussi: Probably cant play volleyball either.
Don't hit your head like this, you could get a headache!
Mirodenia: Don't hit your head like this, you could get a headache!
Then you will have to kiss it better wont you.
gingerb: I will rephrase for your benefit............
I HAVE omitted to do any housework today.
I HAVE omitted to do any housework today.
Me too!
And Jesus said even thinking naughty thoughts was as bad as actually doing naughty thingies; so I guess at least thinking about doing housework gets you some brownie points - right?
rusty_knight: Me too!
And Jesus said even thinking naughty thoughts was as bad as actually doing naughty thingies; so I guess at least thinking about doing housework gets you some brownie points - right?
And Jesus said even thinking naughty thoughts was as bad as actually doing naughty thingies; so I guess at least thinking about doing housework gets you some brownie points - right?
You may well, in your misguided way, be trying to make things right, but patronising me, maybe isn't the way to do that..........
gingerb: You may well, in your misguided way, be trying to make things right, but patronising me, maybe isn't the way to do that..........
patronising you now - that's even worse!
Piss-taking is not an artform. It just shows a distinct lack of breeding, manners, and respect on behalf of the perpetrator, for the people it is practiced on.
Ginger dear...I take the piss all the time, and I'm sure I lose a few brownie points from time to time...but I really mean well, so I'm not ....well, mean...you know??
Here...have a beer..
I'm suffering just a dash of heartburn, and I firmly believe beer is the best antidote...
...or am I being a dolt??...
Here...have a beer..
I'm suffering just a dash of heartburn, and I firmly believe beer is the best antidote...
...or am I being a dolt??...
gingerb: Piss-taking is not an artform. It just shows a distinct lack of breeding, manners, and respect on behalf of the perpetrator, for the people it is practiced on.
Lagoona22: Ginger dear...I take the piss all the time, and I'm sure I lose a few brownie points from time to time...but I really mean well, so I'm not ....well, mean...you know??
Here...have a beer.. I'm suffering just a dash of heartburn, and I firmly believe beer is the best antidote...
...or am I being a dolt??...
Here...have a beer.. I'm suffering just a dash of heartburn, and I firmly believe beer is the best antidote...
...or am I being a dolt??...
Not in any way aimed at you Lago. You actually have a sense of humour. I've never seen you cause offense to anyone in my time on here. if I was there I'd share the beer with you. You are never a dolt. You are a sweetheart as always.
Hangs my head in shame....
...ehm....we have moved on from beer...to Bigilla (bean mix) with huge tomatoes....and more beer....
..I know I will regret this in the morning, but if you think I'm a sweetheart, that's all that matters, innit?....you're the sweetheart, sweetheart....
...ehm....we have moved on from beer...to Bigilla (bean mix) with huge tomatoes....and more beer....
..I know I will regret this in the morning, but if you think I'm a sweetheart, that's all that matters, innit?....you're the sweetheart, sweetheart....
gingerb: Not in any way aimed at you Lago. You actually have a sense of humour. I've never seen you cause offense to anyone in my time on here. if I was there I'd share the beer with you. You are never a dolt. You are a sweetheart as always.
Lagoona22: Hangs my head in shame....
...ehm....we have moved on from beer...to Bigilla (bean mix) with huge tomatoes....and more beer....
..I know I will regret this in the morning, but if you think I'm a sweetheart, that's all that matters, innit?....you're the sweetheart, sweetheart....
...ehm....we have moved on from beer...to Bigilla (bean mix) with huge tomatoes....and more beer....
..I know I will regret this in the morning, but if you think I'm a sweetheart, that's all that matters, innit?....you're the sweetheart, sweetheart....
Is that a native dish or garnered especially for the occasion?
Native dish....I live on the stuff....buy it in a tub...makes cooking unnecessary...essential survival tool for lazy bachelors....there's only one down side tho.....
gingerb: Is that a native dish or garnered especially for the occasion?
Lagoona22: Native dish....I live on the stuff....buy it in a tub...makes cooking unnecessary...essential survival tool for lazy bachelors....there's only one down side tho.....
Thanks for making me smile..
rusty_knight: No problem - what I wrote wasn't very nice and I should have said it with a sincere smile or at least bared my teeth to show I meant no harm!
(damn - who hid my teeth? ............ok, ok - false alarm; I've found my teeth now......the cat was playing with them! )
(damn - who hid my teeth? ............ok, ok - false alarm; I've found my teeth now......the cat was playing with them! )
I was just so fed up with misunderstandings for one day in another event earlier, it was a drop too many in the glass.
Well, we leave this and get on with the ordinary EU style forums.
No, thinking of it, I will not, I will head straight back to bed
I started a thread.....
smoky: Believe me Rusty ...... Being called "thick" is a Swiss term for "Incredibly Intelligent" - usually reserved for only very intellectual people and the brightest of the bright! Its not a common word bandied around very often, but when it is, it is used in heartfelt pure admiration! I know this because I am also called Thick sometimes, and I always return the compliment with a smile and offer some more advice in Swiss German.
Ja! Ja!
smoky: Believe me Rusty ...... Being called "thick" is a Swiss term for "Incredibly Intelligent" - usually reserved for only very intellectual people and the brightest of the bright! Its not a common word bandied around very often, but when it is, it is used in heartfelt pure admiration! I know this because I am also called Thick sometimes, and I always return the compliment with a smile and offer some more advice in Swiss German.
Oh how I love "thick" meaning something good. See I,m a Shropshire lad born and bred,strong in tha arm,thick in the head.
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Right darling, you are pleading the 5th...
Have a lie down darling.