re; all the bad language (85)
I don't think language is either bad or good, it's just useful...
The Queen went to the harbour to visit the sailors.They congratulated her and she asked them to sing a natural sailor song ."But your Majesty,our songs are too dirty.We should be ashamed if we sing them"
"Don t worry!" said the Queen "All dirty words you could sing with tra-la-la."And the sailors had begun:"Tralala-tralala-tralalalalalala.Tra-la-la.Tralala,to the boatswain in his a..se.
"Don t worry!" said the Queen "All dirty words you could sing with tra-la-la."And the sailors had begun:"Tralala-tralala-tralalalalalala.Tra-la-la.Tralala,to the boatswain in his a..se.
jan45: The Queen went to the harbour to visit the sailors.They congratulated her and she asked them to sing a natural sailor song ."But your Majesty,our songs are too dirty.We should be ashamed if we sing them"
"Don t worry!" said the Queen "All dirty words you could sing with tra-la-la."And the sailors had begun:"Tralala-tralala-tralalalalalala.Tra-la-la.Tralala,to the boatswain in his a..se.
"Don t worry!" said the Queen "All dirty words you could sing with tra-la-la."And the sailors had begun:"Tralala-tralala-tralalalalalala.Tra-la-la.Tralala,to the boatswain in his a..se.
Hi, I just received a SMS message on my phone from the Mermaid.
She is saying she kidnapped Lago!
She is saying she kidnapped Lago!
Mirodenia: Hi, I just received a SMS message on my phone from the Mermaid.
She is saying she kidnapped Lago!
She is saying she kidnapped Lago!
Really?
That is where he is then..
Shame on her, for taking our man...
Sommerauer71: Really?
That is where he is then..
Shame on her, for taking our man...
That is where he is then..
Shame on her, for taking our man...
Don't worry, he will be back really soon.
It will be a very short term relationship.
She told me she is in love with him.
In other words: SHE IS DEAD!
smoky: I seem to re-call reading somewhere or other that those Great White Sharks that usually frequent False Bay off Cape Town migrate up to the seas near Malta at his time of the year, cause they prefer the 23 degrees.....? ... So, you swim all alone ... you said?.... ... maybe you not so alone as you thought.....? (I just loved that theme music from Jaws!)
I hate to admit it...the mermaid is a heck of a woman, I have fallen hook, line and sinker for her...she has a body to die for...but when it comes to personality, she's a bit of a dead fish frankly...
...and all she wants is to make love to my feet...so we end up slapping tails quite a bit really...but I've had enough, if I don't get onto dry land soon, I'm going to be growing fins...
...and all she wants is to make love to my feet...so we end up slapping tails quite a bit really...but I've had enough, if I don't get onto dry land soon, I'm going to be growing fins...
Do you look foward to your christmas office party...?
phoenix: Do you look foward to your christmas office party...?
Hi Phoenix. Hope you are well.
gingerb: Hi Phoenix. Hope you are well.
Hello sweet cheeks...I'm not bad..Listening to a thing on radio ulster about x-parties and mince pies..
phoenix: Hello sweet cheeks...I'm not bad..Listening to a thing on radio ulster about x-parties and mince pies..
Well that will get you in the mood for Santa, and it not even Halloween yet. What is the world coming to?
High winds and sunshine here but freezing cold. Winter has come howling in. Time to get the woolies out. 
gingerb: Well that will get you in the mood for Santa, and it not even Halloween yet. What is the world coming to? High winds and sunshine here but freezing cold. Winter has come howling in. Time to get the woolies out.
I love christmas time...prezzies, turkey, cranberry sauce, fluffy mash spuds..the sound of music on tv...not to mention crackers...
Lagoona22: I hate to admit it...the mermaid is a heck of a woman, I have fallen hook, line and sinker for her...she has a body to die for...but when it comes to personality, she's a bit of a dead fish frankly...
...and all she wants is to make love to my feet...so we end up slapping tails quite a bit really...but I've had enough, if I don't get onto dry land soon, I'm going to be growing fins...
...and all she wants is to make love to my feet...so we end up slapping tails quite a bit really...but I've had enough, if I don't get onto dry land soon, I'm going to be growing fins...
Well, if you dislike a fishy personality... what can I say more?
I now saw smoky was saying something about sharks.
A kind of fish you know...
Enjoy swimming!
Do not worry somebody or something can bite your beautiful 3 folded legs.
Ahah...the penny has dropped...
...folding my legs is not an option at the moment...I'll spare you an explanation....
..going for a swim..
...folding my legs is not an option at the moment...I'll spare you an explanation....
..going for a swim..
Mirodenia: Well, if you dislike a fishy personality... what can I say more?
I now saw smoky was saying something about sharks.
A kind of fish you know...
Enjoy swimming!
Do not worry somebody or something can bite your beautiful 3 folded legs.
I now saw smoky was saying something about sharks.
A kind of fish you know...
Enjoy swimming!
Do not worry somebody or something can bite your beautiful 3 folded legs.
phoenix: I love christmas time...prezzies, turkey, cranberry sauce, fluffy mash spuds..the sound of music on tv...not to mention crackers...
I love all that good stuff too. My family (now grown) take it in turns to have Christmas at each of their houses alternating years. It's my turn this year and all the more special because it's my grandson's first Christmas and my oldest daughter who lives in Barcelona is coming home too. It's the one time each year when the whole family spend quality time together and I love it.
shot3743: Excuse me, I thought this thread was about cussin and swearin, not lovey dovey.
Apologies for digressing....
Well,the Substitutes for those Profanities just don't Taste Right!!!
Just ain't got the ZEST and OOOMPH to them
Just ain't got the ZEST and OOOMPH to them
Conrad73: You know,that little bit of extra Spice,that gives that..well OOMPH!
punch , vitality
punch , vitality
Ahhh..thats the difference between oooohhhhh and aaaaahhh..That's just an inch or three.
Now I understand.......
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...so good!!! hahahaha...I had to google it to get the lyrics....!!