hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": ** The Engagement Ring ** The Wedding Ring ** The Suffe-Ring ** The Endu-Ring
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
monty611: Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": ** The Engagement Ring ** The Wedding Ring ** The Suffe-Ring ** The Endu-Ring isnt that for us women
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Ah...but this is what I want to find. The kind where you see the old couple that's been married for 40-50 years still holding hands when they walk along, and still wanting to hug and kiss each other. I want that...still.
I mean what I meant before. Whole my life I was trying to avoid that, how you call it marrria.....and the only time I did not I made mistake. Big, big mistake. So
monty611: Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": ** The Engagement Ring ** The Wedding Ring ** The Suffe-Ring ** The Endu-Ring isnt that for us women
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
druidess6308: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Ah...but this is what I want to find. The kind where you see the old couple that's been married for 40-50 years still holding hands when they walk along, and still wanting to hug and kiss each other. I want that...still.
You got it druid that is what we all want I believe
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Steevyv: I mean what I meant before. Whole my life I was trying to avoid that, how you call it marrria.....and the only time I did not I made mistake. Big, big mistake. So
So you made a big mistake. Did you learn something if you did you will not make that same mistake again. You are much to young to give up on finding real love again. Trust me it does exist.
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
druidess6308: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Ah...but this is what I want to find. The kind where you see the old couple that's been married for 40-50 years still holding hands when they walk along, and still wanting to hug and kiss each other. I want that...still.
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You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men don't mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
** The Engagement Ring
** The Wedding Ring
** The Suffe-Ring
** The Endu-Ring
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."