If we evolved from monkeys... why dont I like bananas??? (35)
bodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
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If you're by from God, why aren't you perfect???
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
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banananananananananPlease help, I can't stop!!,nananananananan
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Maybe not all monkeys like bananas.
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I am sure it is written in the rule book that ALL monkeys must like bananananananaqnananas oops, there I go, again!!. Those that don't like bananananananas, are shifted to the chimpanzee category, as they think for themselves!!
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Evolution does not suggest that we evolved from monkeys.
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The Monkees do not suggest we evolved from bananas even though we share some the dna with them ... 
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Maybe you just grew out of it Gra 
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Vido1: If you're by from God, why aren't you perfect???
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
Because GOD never wanted to make us perfect, GOD made man, and said , it was good....
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Folk Song written By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923)
There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."
NO REFLECTION ON ANY NATIONALITY!
There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."
NO REFLECTION ON ANY NATIONALITY!
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Some people look like bananas! Yikes!
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rusty_knight: Some people look like bananas! Yikes!
Confuscius, he great man, he say:
"Some people eat bananas......
Some people look like bananas........
Some people plenty crazy - they ARE bananas!"
I refuse to argue with deceased Chinese philosophers...... ther dead are wise!
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shipoker58: banananananananananPlease help, I can't stop!!,nananananananan
Hell of a stutter youv'e got there ship.
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Vido1: If you're by from God, why aren't you perfect???
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
Advice: first think, and than open mouth (or write)
Oh but I am...small, but perfectly formed...thats me.
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Conrad73: Folk Song written By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923)
There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."
NO REFLECTION ON ANY NATIONALITY!
There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."
NO REFLECTION ON ANY NATIONALITY!
Come on..out with it!! There was a hidden OBama message here, wasn't there Conrad
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Hi G... maybe you didn't evolve from monkeys... perhaps you are from a different planet?
I am not overly fond of bananas either?
I am not overly fond of bananas either?
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Will the prejudice never end????? Now you are picking on the poor lowly banana who can´t even defend himself....and he´s good in so many ways...
Cut up in a bowl of rice crispys
Mashed on bread with butter
Frozen and dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts
...just to name a few...
Cut up in a bowl of rice crispys
Mashed on bread with butter
Frozen and dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts
...just to name a few...
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trish123: Maybe you just grew out of it Gra
Never liked them Trish...I remember my Mother telling me,
a story about when I was a wee boy.
Apparently I had gone home and asked for a banana but
she refused to give me one, saying, "you dont like bananas,
your up to something." She was right, I was going to put
the banana skin on a lads doorstep because he had been
bullying me. However, she did agree to give me a jam butty.
Those things can be quite slippy you know!!!
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bodleing: Never liked them Trish...I remember my Mother telling me,
a story about when I was a wee boy.
Apparently I had gone home and asked for a banana but
she refused to give me one, saying, "you dont like bananas,
your up to something." She was right, I was going to put
the banana skin on a lads doorstep because he had been
bullying me. However, she did agree to give me a jam butty.
Those things can be quite slippy you know!!!
a story about when I was a wee boy.
Apparently I had gone home and asked for a banana but
she refused to give me one, saying, "you dont like bananas,
your up to something." She was right, I was going to put
the banana skin on a lads doorstep because he had been
bullying me. However, she did agree to give me a jam butty.
Those things can be quite slippy you know!!!
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jbibiza: I´ll bet that jam butty didn´t make it anywhere near the doorstep....
Your probably right jb, but you can bet your life
I got even with him one way or another.
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