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Nov 18, 2008 6:41 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
A Joke for those of us Bored Beyond Belief !!!



Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with earwax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.


doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 18, 2008 6:46 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Well, I think you're more likely to have time for the rest of these if you do this one!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry...I'll never be bored enough for the things on this list...but they were funny!

hug
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Nov 18, 2008 6:53 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
druidess6308: Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Well, I think you're more likely to have time for the rest of these if you do this one!



Sorry...I'll never be bored enough for the things on this list...but they were funny!
I know, I didn't see any I would do either.
But this is what I got for being bored and looking for jokes when bored.laugh wink
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Nov 18, 2008 6:59 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
I am so going to try all of them









stupid voicesmumbling
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Nov 18, 2008 7:04 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
nfowler: I am so going to try all of them
stupid voices
Have fun !!laugh laugh






Actually there's one here we tried at work years ago.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
But we made up a fictional person and passed the rumor, and the rule was to try not to change it. It changed.
laugh rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Nov 18, 2008 7:07 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu: A Joke for those of us Bored Beyond Belief !!!
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with earwax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
Gonna E-Mail this one around!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 18, 2008 7:10 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
Okay I am bored with being bored....I shall now don my coat and venture out into the real world.......those poor unsespecting bast....maybe this time I will leave the axe at home.










stupid voicesmumbling
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Nov 18, 2008 10:29 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 19, 2008 6:08 AM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Love em rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 20, 2009 9:47 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Bumping this up just because I am boredtongue tongue laugh
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Jan 20, 2009 9:49 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Still funny.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
hilarious!!

especially the roman numerals and the tines of a fork

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
druidess6308: Still funny.
Yes they are, I still want to see this one done. rolling on the floor laughing

Braid the hairs in each nostril.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
Jessamine
JessamineJessamineGreenville, South Carolina USA277 Posts
druidess6308: Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Well, I think you're more likely to have time for the rest of these if you do this one!



Sorry...I'll never be bored enough for the things on this list...but they were funny!



Bored enough that you want a certain d friend back? help
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Jan 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
druidess6308: Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Well, I think you're more likely to have time for the rest of these if you do this one!



Sorry...I'll never be bored enough for the things on this list...but they were funny!
i did tell 'em that one doh

now i'm more than just boredmumbling
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Jan 20, 2009 9:53 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
mylifewithu: A Joke for those of us Bored Beyond Belief !!!
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with earwax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.


laugh laugh Lela wave

Tonight even if I try ALL of the above, I dobt it'll help.

But thanks for the laugh teddybear
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Jan 20, 2009 9:55 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
mindfful: hilarious!!

especially the roman numerals and the tines of a fork


Hi MF wave

bouquet

Finally I caught you!
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Jan 20, 2009 9:57 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
laura225: Hi MF



Finally I caught you!
hi laurawave


i wish i could catch you...bouquet

blushing laugh
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Jan 20, 2009 10:00 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
jlw45: hi laura i wish i could catch you...

Hi Joel bouquet

You just did laugh
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Jan 20, 2009 10:02 PM CST Bored Beyond Belief!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
laura225: Hi Joel

You just did
blushing wink i wish it was that easylaugh wave bouquet
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