When a woman lies .... (42)
Heeeeeeeeeell yes...
markizamkd25: When a Woman Lies
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked .
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked .
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
For a good reason?????????
Like telling lies about where you have been, when you are unfaithful?
When the husband discovers it, it is more painful than the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the good reason is to make him suffer more??
antcus: For a good reason?????????
Like telling lies about where you have been, when you are unfaithful?
When the husband discovers it, it is more painful than the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the good reason is to make him suffer more??
Like telling lies about where you have been, when you are unfaithful?
When the husband discovers it, it is more painful than the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe the good reason is to make him suffer more??
yeh why not !!!!!
gussi: yeh why not !!!!!
maybesoon: seem this a threat about females, ill stick to the title, I'll agree, all females lie!!!!
MCP
gussi: MCP
hmmm whats MCP...
...My Cynical Profile????...
maybesoon: hmmm whats MCP...
Lagoona22: ...My Cynical Profile????...
Gussi, wie gehts dir man?....zeit lange nicht mehr da, oder?
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
Of course we're sticking to it...Its the truth....
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
Of course we're sticking to it...Its the truth....Of course women don't lie.
The just tell fibs sometimes!
Just little ones...
The just tell fibs sometimes!
Just little ones...
Lagoona22: Gussi, wie gehts dir man?....zeit lange nicht mehr da, oder?
Hi Lage hows the shark shaving
Mir gehts gut, viel Arbeit und so weiter. More work now than before the credit crunch he he
antcus: I think it is greviously wrong to lie, and for me what's good for the gander, should also be good for the goose.
There is however a subtle difference in the betrayal of men and women. When the woman comes home pregnant with somebody else's baby, she needs to say one extra lie about the parenthood of the baby!!
Are these the kinds of lies that you women are proud of and say they are always for a good and honourable reason.
Betrayal has never been a good reason. It has been one of humanty's curses. It has always brought misery on the betrayed.
There is however a subtle difference in the betrayal of men and women. When the woman comes home pregnant with somebody else's baby, she needs to say one extra lie about the parenthood of the baby!!
Are these the kinds of lies that you women are proud of and say they are always for a good and honourable reason.
Betrayal has never been a good reason. It has been one of humanty's curses. It has always brought misery on the betrayed.
or the betrayer !!!!
gussi: or the betrayer !!!!
Not so sure about that !! The betrayer is on the road to new fun....betrayal !!! It must be fun for some....those who don't stop to think the ravage they leave behind
maybesoon: seem this a threat about females, ill stick to the title, I'll agree, all females lie!!!!
not all , only some
and lovely country you have , visited it last xmass
signed
all of us women
Are you talking on behalf of 3 billion women on earth? wow
all of us women
Are you talking on behalf of 3 billion women on earth? wow
Women never lie, they are just careless with the truth. There are lying rotters on both sides I,m afraid. My best friend ever is one and only saw the devestation it causes when he had to help me through two serious breakdowns brought about by two very careless ex wives. Seems to have cured him.
My mother always used to say give me a thief any time, a thief will rob you blind, but a liar will get you hung.
There are lying rotters on both sides I,m afraid. My best friend ever is one and only saw the devestation it causes when he had to help me through two serious breakdowns brought about by two very careless ex wives. Seems to have cured him.My mother always used to say give me a thief any time, a thief will rob you blind, but a liar will get you hung.
Elley: Women never lie, they are just careless with the truth. There are lying rotters on both sides I,m afraid. My best friend ever is one and only saw the devestation it causes when he had to help me through two serious breakdowns brought about by two very careless ex wives. Seems to have cured him.
My mother always used to say give me a thief any time, a thief will rob you blind, but a liar will get you hung.
My mother always used to say give me a thief any time, a thief will rob you blind, but a liar will get you hung.
markizamkd25: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
So that's why she claimed to be my wife... and him being Lord and all; I had no right to oppose.
Oh, well...
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked .
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women