Im so glad we met
But you're nothing special to look at
I say the things that come to mind
Hope you have no problem with that

You don't have a chance in hell
What girl would want you
Sorry dude but you're a mess
Just chew on that before I spew

Im sorry for being so blunt
But you're way to nice
She will be so bored with you
She'll leave you without thinking twice

You must be dreaming man!
A guy with a kind and caring heart
Where the hell have you been
You're never gonna find your sweetheart

You don't have the looks
You don't have the brains
Once she figures that out
She'll know your to lame

Suck it up cause Im all you've got
The inner beauty you seek doesn't exsist
Stop writing down every word that I say
Know wonder why you've never been kissed

Just give it up your such a waste
You think that you're gonna find love
You're gonna need more help than that
Make an appointment with the man above

Tell him you're ugly
Tell him you're a disgrace
Tell him you're worthless
Tell him you're human waste

I feel great aren't you glad we've met
Go on and put up you're profile
Lets see what response you get
I bet you it takes awhile

I admit you are quite different
I'd love to see her reaction
When she views all your pics
And says theres no attraction

You have a wonderful heart
Your words will make her cry
She might be more than happy
To latch on to this pathetic guy!