I wish I could find a TV remote
Which has a design I'd use the most,
It has a huge button labeled MUTE
So much of TV I think is kaput.
I don't watch it much anymore
Most of the programing is really a bore,
I generally watch the weather and news
Although at times I question their views.
Any more I mute most all of the ads
They run from stupid to extremely bad,
I think the worst are the ones about cars
We're caught in the middle as they wage wars.
Besides all of that, they know we're all deaf
Or they yell and growl, thinking we've left.
Talking pancakes ? how asenine !
Or a babe in a highchair endorsing a line?
Can you imagine a frog tells the worth
Of some product - Oh what a mirth!
Then there's an item, we don't have a choice
But to listen to females with a trendy voice.
It's whining,or quacking,or a mouth full of mush,
Whomever hires them deserves to be brushed.
So- if you know of a remote I can buy,
It must have a huge mute button -
NOW YOU KNOW WHY.