I pulled up to the bar leaving my ID in the car
But the bouncer knew me from before and so he let me through the door
I gave him a twenty dollar tip as we proceed to pound our fist
Instantly people crowded my bubble making me feel like the shit
Im single so I mingle but it doesn't stumble any of my my steps
It surely doesn't boost my ego and it doesn't steal my pep
Now I'm in the presence of some old friend introducing me to some new
I bought us all a round of shots in return they bought a few
But after five and six plus the beer I'm getting a little buzzed
Then after nine and ten my beer goggles are looking for someone to love
Thats when I looked up and thought I saw a twinkle in her eye
Or maybe my visions blurry , maybe its the disco ball and the strobe light
The more curious I became the closer I had to get so I could see
She had a face just like an angel and a booty like a peach
Her hair was really long then she stopped dancing to the song
I thought this could be my only chance and at any moment could be gone
As she made her way back up to the bar she smiled back at me
She ordered a fuzzy navel, I said bartender that drinks on me
I pulled up a seat beside her my friend said it looks like you have a live one
Then he and they all started laughing and I said sweetheart please don't mind them
I think I threw out some corny line mixed with how I thought that she was hot
She let out a little giggle, took a drink, and said thanks a lot
By now Im really tipsy and I'm only hoping for a better outcome
My friend said lets go you drunken monkey before you try to kill someone
But as stubborn as I am because her body language was so inviting
That's when I noticed something beneath her turtleneck trying to bite me
So quickly I began to sober as she transformed underneath the neon lights
And that twinkle that I saw was a contact that just fell out of her eye
At first I thought that she was kinky and enjoyed wearing silver leather underwear
But now I'm realizing that its just the duct tape holding up her gear
Now I'm choking on my vomit, is that an adams apple that I see
She said yes my name is Frank placing his hand upon my knee
Quickly I jumped up then my friends laughed and grabbed a hold of me
Was I the punchline of the joke or was the joke that she has pork and beans
Comments (17)
through so many ifs. . . or maybe
and than you did an upper cut
this is good for another round
Now to get in and costs you only 20 that is sweet.
By the way since you're down south right now, stop hy Long Beach and go to ORCHARD HOUSE.
You will be guaranteed to have fun with the v largest selection of beer and great crowd. My love and I went and what a place
You'll see. Your story is so much fun.
Thanks.
Smmerwind
But thanks for the story James.
Smmerwind
Did not fore see ending