It was only yesterday that incident became an epidemic
I knew shit would hit the fan from all the movies I have rented
When I heard the news I began to collect my family near
And I put them in the attic hidden above my chandelier
Then I removed a portrait of the president hanging from my wall
Where I store enough guns and ammunitions to start a small war
If you knew what my fellow soldiers on domestic lands were training for
Then you would buy beans, bullets, and bandaids every time you hit the store
But theres nothing small about the chaos outside my front door
At first I heard the screaming then it was followed by their moans
And like a herd of turtles stamping through peanut butter they gave chase
Im baffled how these nimrods served themselves up on cold plates
People tend to be very clumsy when they panic its a trip
Dropping keys and falling down like some cheesy horror flick
So like the hare beaten by the tortoise Mr Johnson came in last
He beats his dog when he gets drunk I hope they bite him in his a**
What did I tell you? Mr d*ck Johnson just led them right up to my porch
So I shot him in the leg and I threw the dead a fork
When in a frenzy with my guns a'blazing they were dropping one by one
Then two by threes and threes by fours killing zombies became fun
I was even slashing them and stabbing them as I punched one in the lip
Lost in all of my excitement I failed to see a tooth lodged in my fist
I began to think about my family and all thats yet to come
And almost instantly I felt infection contaminate my blood
So I wrote them my final poem to further express my love
But I kept it short and simple leaving little time for hugs
I first explained that Ive been bitten, but isn't the place to show them fear
Its the time to come together and outlive the undead years
And that I will fight with them as long as I can until the end
But when its time to go I want to be remembered as a man
So a unit we cleared the perimeter and kicked the zombies a**
I handed my poem to my mother and placed a gun inside my fathers hand
Its time to go so lift the barrel to my head and please don't hesitate
I said goodbye and that I love them, I closed my eyes and then a
...BANG !

…."To my loving family please forgive me that I kept you all at bay
I had so many wrinkles to iron out before I could see your face and stand up strait
So fight with bravery and common sense and don't die foolishly like me
And let your bonds become the freedom that brings you joy and peace
Today the world may have changed, but don't let it change the perfect person that you are
And even though Im gone always know Im never far
I should of said this sooner instead of waiting for a zombie apocalypse
But remember all the good times and let the laughter guide your steps"

~ JJF~