He met her at a bar
He started to talk
But didn't get to far

She said I know the drill
Say a few pick-up lines
And take me home for a thrill

He said don't know what you mean
Can't you see I look hot
Can you feel my steam

She said you're easy to spot
You can lie to me forever
It's going to take more than you got

He looked her up and down
His eyes were focused
Didn't notice anyone around

She said I can read you're mind
I know what you're thinking
I've already doubt with you're kind

He said would you like to dance
Can I kiss you're cheek
How bout a little romance

She said go and drop dead
If you think I'm that easy
You're thinking with the wrong head

He said you're such a b*tch
You're skin looks so green
I should have known you're a witch

She said lets leave this place
I've got a surprise for you
You can make love to my mace

He said you talk real tough
Can I take you home
So I can play with you rough

She said you couldn't handle me
I can last all night
Wouldn't you like to f..k me

He said the bet is on
Let me grab my keys
And lets get it on!

She said if you're not that good
Don't even bother to call me
Is that understood

He said I hope I make the grade
It's like a report card
Only the subject gets laid!