where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate.................
tummy rummbling
my tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh...
Playing Tetris
As i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu...
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess...
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t...
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have...
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom th...
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi...
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon...
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)...
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil...
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live...
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or...
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago....
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!...
Were you aware of this awareness day?
I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo...
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!...
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)
Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut...
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I...
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I...
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face...
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting...
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi...
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess...
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos...
