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binary foils

binary foils

i know you never feel this way but......

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Robin Williams Easter

Robin Williams/Easter

This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

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The Name

The Name

A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so....

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What a To do

What a To do

Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

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10th Dimension

10th Dimension?

Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

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Sorry I have a secret that I havent told you

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!

LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that...

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THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET

THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET

LOL....Not me....XXX...

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Lame Game

Lame Game

Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll...

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Thank God a limerick

Thank God! (a limerick)

^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee...

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Smoke signals

Smoke-signals

Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times......

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redex made me do this and Im no gentleman

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentleman

save that cork, I may need it......

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David and Mona

David and Mona

David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

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My lifes a Deck of Cards

My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.

I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure....

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Silly me Andrews 50 word challenge

Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)

To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?...

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Dont Eat The Stew

Don't Eat The Stew !!

It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

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Or Would We

Or Would We ?

My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

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William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare

My entry into this weekends competition...

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LOVE A TRAGEDY Shakespeare Stylee lol

LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol

LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx...

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MEOW lol

MEOW! lol

It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l...

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Never play poker with tarot cards

Never play poker with tarot cards

My friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go...

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The day I met you Hummor

The day I met you (Hummor)

A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi...

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The tale of an Insomniac

The tale of an Insomniac

I lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP...

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Belle caught the clapper

Belle caught the clapper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs...

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A little ditty

A little 'ditty'.

I'm tired LOL...

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Cat Food

Cat-Food

Phew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me......

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I cant find what im looking for

I can't find what i'm looking for

I know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on...

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Greeny Queeny START

Greeny Queeny- START

...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th...

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Attempts at limericks

Attempts at limericks

A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date...

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Bee in kitchen save me REWARD

Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD

There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me........

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My DD

My DD

I'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong...

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Beer Acrostic

Beer Acrostic

Cheers to beers...

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HIM LOL

"HIM"...............(LOL)

The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx...

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meter police

meter police

uh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there......

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rock and roll

rock and roll

recipe not needed, allow to cool before serving...

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Stuck in Snowville

Stuck in Snowville

Just askin'....geez!!!...

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YOU SHOULD READ ITS IMPORTANT

YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!

Let’s talk off the air! LOL...

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did u know that AWARE rhymes with UN FAIR

did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIR

i like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely.....

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Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 2

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)

Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t...

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Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 1

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)

Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig...

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Show me the way

Show me the way!

...Was it something I said...?...

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Jamologist

Jamologist

Oh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to...

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Anyone for Tennis

Anyone for Tennis??

This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis...

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