When I see the ‘1’
I realise that there is but one God and he lives inside of me.
When I see the ‘2’
I think of the two people that brought me into this life, my Mother and Father.
When I see the ’3’
I see three brothers, Bob, Phil and me.
When I see the ’4’
It reminds me that I have four beautiful Daughters.
When I see the ’5’
The five Children whom I know that I am their father.
When I see the ’6’
I add a ‘nought’ the number of jobs I’ve had, I think.
When I see the ‘7’
I think of my seven Grandchildren who mean the world to me.
When I see the ‘8’
I’m reminded of the eight types of medication I take in a day
that keep me alive.
When I see the ‘9’
The years I’ve lived away from my family.
When I see the ‘10’
I see those ten little friends I’ve had over the years, my Pets.
Five dogs, three budgies, a love bird and a ferret.
When I see the ’Jack’
It reminds me always use one when changing tyres.
When I see the ’Queen’
I see my only true love my soul mate.
When I see the ’King’
Of course there is only one, ‘Elvis’.
When I see the ‘Ace’
Then it’s the same as number ‘1’.
Finally the ‘Joker’ need you ask?
There are ’Four’ suits in a pack, the number of suits I’ve ever owned.
‘Thirteen’ cards in a suit, If that number falls on a ‘Friday’ then I don’t go out.
‘Fifty two’ cards in a pack, the number of women I’ve ‘loved’ (I wish).
Add all the spots on the cards, there are 365 the number of ‘women’ I wished I’d loved.
So you see my friends, by always carrying a ‘pack of cards’ with me I should be able to stave off
‘Senile dementia‘.