binary foils

computers are fickle things i think
and bring my sanity to the brink

i click the button to make it say
but it turns its attention another way

and flashes up some cryptic message
that portends future troubles' presage

then i see it wants another update
i don't understand, i can't relate

why it always wants to change something
and then reboot. 'cause it can't ping

who cares if this computer can't reach
the internet? forget about it, I screech!

is there anyone really in that box
that i could trick, i could outfox

to get this computer to read my mind
then everything would be just fine

what matters to me, this moment, right now
is to print my report and not allow

my day to go south, right down the drain
the printer won't print and my computer complains

all i want is for it to do
all the things i ask it to

© agoodguy2have 2011-04-15
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Posted: Apr 2011
About this poem:
i know you never feel this way but...

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Macduff5
Hi GG..well I'm glad it's not just my computer that has its own mind. What's that oxymoron that comes to mind?...microsoft works.
cheers
Toolbar
I've been through this before myself so i have a pretty good idea about what the feeling is ! Great work goodguy !handshake
Fellsman
I love this...

You speak for us all, I am sure, Good Guy. My pet hate is when several lines of text you are typing end up in the middle of the previous paragraph, for no rhyme or reason.

And yet, we are all so reliant on the internet now for so many aspects of our lives, I don't know how any of us would function without it.

It's hard to realise that only a dozen or so years ago most of us didn't even own a computer, and those who did had to get to grips with the dreaded DOS operating system.

Good write buddy

Bill cheers
mike7375
Ha Ha definitely feel your frustration here. Good stuff thumbs up
jerseygirl50
Hey GOODGUY!!!!!
Well the good news is that this seems to be a universal problem,and you are not alone.danceline typing I coundn't help but laugh as I read this.laugh Another nice write....JG...wave
thesunandthesea
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

lol


I have 3 options for you Sir. ^_^

1. Throw it out!!!! lol
2. Get a new one... :-D
3. Come to me lol I love computer and IT ... lol



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Ladybee42
It's not much to ask for really is it GG? just that the pc would do as you ask it to. dunno

teddybear teddybear
marikia
Oh you need a computer wizard to turn to for help (I suspect you are one of them). I am lucky to have such right beside - my son. He seems to know everything - these young people are born with this special knowledge, they just sense any problem and make it right in no time.
hedistuff
funny...thank you. computers have become as personal conveyance vehicles, when running as expected...everythings fine. when either have a breakdown, horrible distress sets in....
niah9
Oh I hear you goodguy2have.....I sit and stare as it says it wants to reboot....right in the middle of something I deem important...and so often...or that red shield comes up...says I have multiple security problems, so stop...I quickly check..and find nothing....all green lights and working...so yes....I understand...Niahteddybear doh
andrew149
Hah...very funny GG...I enjoyed this....the thing that really gets me is when someone tells me over the phone that a mistake has been made on my account due to computer error....hahahahaha....we all know what that really means....Andrew,,,cool
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