Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD

Purring whirring whirling soaring
throttles open engine roaring
large as rat, well mouse
no, big as van, as house
alone in house no spouse
approach with caution, make tea
hell its moving, ok plan B
ring male friend
sunday, foot ball on a bend
phone ringing no reply
helpless useless start to cry
takes off suddenly upwards shifting
still for a moment then lifting
call dog to help
backs off with yelp
sets off again buzzing nearer
from behind the curtain silhouette clearer
at top of curtain, powerful, smirking
moving surreptitiously, ominous lurking
Give in, genuflect and pray
if there is a God then make it go away
no? started praying to late?
give in to fear, capitulate..evacuate.


I'm going, if don't meet again, nice knowing.....
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Posted: Apr 2010
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There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me.....

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agoodguy2have
Great light write! 1 question...do bees smirk? ;-)
trurorob
gave me a buzz anyway!!
rob
trurorob
empty jam jar and piece of cardboard, it should be ok, they dont like to sting unless it is last resort, they are quite placid really. I know it may worry you but it shouldnt, just try to trap it and then release
Wandering_Aengus
Now, Now Carol, Beehave yourself!professor
Swan87
hahah ,, really like it wine

great one ..

Swan
caroljoyce
I rang an Irish friend as they are usually quite good with nature/practicalities, and he said,'coax it out'...How do you coax a bee?
NeverEndingStory
It should be no problem for you love just look like a flower. Your pic is great wave
Pinkpoetress
Great poem. Good luck getting the bee to go. Take care.
caroljoyce
All ends well-it crawled down and fell into washing up bowl.cheering cheering cheering cheering
QuietStormF
Nice poem... one of my fears too.. Bees! EEEKS! hug teddybear
jazzy75
caroljoyce - lol...nicely written...i hope all turned out wellhug
schawalski
haha you're afraid of bees , don't worry carol
superman30
stop cookin' all the time Dear Carol..look whats happen,you get company'':)yay
schawalski
so is the poor bee wanted dead or alive?
Macduff5
Hi Carol,
If it was a bumble bee...I've seen those things, they are huge.
Glad you survived. wine
Happygolucky4u
I fear few of the creatures of earth but a bee blues I am not going near it. Glad you came out the one who got to stayhandshake
0rpheus
too funny, I love this one.
christian22
hi carol, unusual write, but clever, though not easy as its a scary thing when they just buzz around, mind its the wasps that i hate more...good work ..
caroljoyce
This is a daft poem! No doubt written by a daft poet, seemingly aeons ago. Getting quite a buzz off it's resuscitation!
I only afraid of Bees, wasps and humans; nothing much else bothers me..mumbling moping
I rescued it from the washing up bowl and put it in the garden; I did not start CPR, however.
SCatlyn
Great poem & a clever idea to ask for help about it! laugh thumbs up
SCatlyn
P.S.Very brave to rescue it - they're very useful thumbs up
Though I don't think wasps are(and the yellowjackets have a terrible temper.)
Well, not too afraid of bees, but somewhat afraid of wasps, more afraid of spiders & terrified of scorpions(wouldn't rescue the last 3...but I would a snake, if it was harmless-lol)
niah9
Oh Carole...I'm smiling...in the 1980's I was rushing to leave, and a bee follwed me everywhere, and I grabbed the handle on the ranchslider...ready for a quick escape....the pain...it was waiting on the handle....I never made the appointment, had to drive across town where my doctor was waiting with an injection...I'm allergic.....fear of bees, I understand....Niahdoh teddybear
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