Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Candy Pt 1 & 2
I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.
A Kilt
I'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.
Positively negative.
Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the truth,,,as you will see, Resist, persist,,,,and you will get there,,,don't worry,,,,don't care, Sta
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
Canadian Football league
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
To Beauty
I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...
The kings Command Part 1
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
Haiku Confetti Summer Day
Swords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes
THE LIFE OF A BAG
I have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and asked me what I do when I get a creative block and I told her that I look around where I am and pick something anything to write about. So that day I saw a bag.
(The blanket)
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
The Dance Floor
Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea
Entrapment... Part 2
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
bouncing ball
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
one more shift
done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun
halloween
all about halloween
Face Book Friends
A little ditty about Face Book..
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
when i look into your eyes
just off the topp of my head
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seeks
lazy to complete it
The Man In The Moon.
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
My DD
I'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,
Robin Williams/Easter
This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.
The Isle of Snugglindon
A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)
Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
old man
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
Fridge Monster
A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible
A sonnet ordered me Violante
Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.
CHESS WIH DEATH
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
dope dreams
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Pretty Lady
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
The Poet Has Spoken
Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here
la noche
It is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Wrongdoings
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823