A Scousers Xmas Tale
For those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend of self humour I penned this to make someone grin or even dare say smile, if it does then its been worthwhile.
I was goofy off- lol
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
borrowed time (song lyrics)
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
kickit challenge
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
crooked man
I was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.
Wrongdoings
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823
Farm Animals
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
Johnny Carson Terms for Death
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
five p out rage
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
How I Love To Fly
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
13/26
Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allowed, just use one. I got through 13/26 letters in this one. Wonder if at, bat, cat could go more? Over to you if you can beat 13..
Men Will Be Men
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
World in a Half Filled Cup
Just a bit of fun. =)
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
Gardeners Dilemma!
Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly Lace shows its grace, but Cinnamon Snow is the way to go. I think, well, it's swim or sink!
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
Scare the Ghost
When sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains drag the halls When weird figures walk through doors And nails push up through hardwood floors
The end is near
time to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer
Blind Date
An oldie and a goldie.
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
THE SECOND THOUGHT
What is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’t I chant a ‘te deum’ or swear repenting remorse or scream for succour or sanctum or plead for
The Debt Man
The Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid debt man, “No blood money do I own you only get from a poor man the blood you get from stone!” Thre
Not
Not not not
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~
Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
The coffee diaries#1
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
Cluedo
Running through the characters for fun
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
kid at heart
I think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and relax with that childhood fun side of me...nothing wrong with that! ....is there?
An apology to every Smashed Ant..
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
super duck
pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited pictures prove fate of fellow duck on the chopping block frothing
Kickit's challenge..
Hail Sir Kickit!!
Where for Art Thou Ragdolls
I was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
RE: Invisible People
Hi Gnj4u, I welcome your comments thank you, and no, we cannot be judgmental when it could be any one of us tomorrow. Regards John....
RE: The Lovers (A Villanelle)
hi Liam ty happy you enjoyed it tnx for reading...
RE: Porcelain dolls (for Marikia)
ty gnj...I was wondering what it was going to take to pull you out of your garden..lol Cafe...
online today!RE: LOVE
orientalkoru gnj4u Thank you for your comments on Gibran's writing. Have a nice day!...
RE: Perception
Thank you Ken, I appreciate your time as always my friend..Thank you…Jesse...
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