Yankee and his pony ...
It's in my head still .
How dead is dead?
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
praying for a date
There was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the feeling was strong so he prayed by his bed He asked how to do it He prayed day and night and
Candy Pt 1 & 2
I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
I got a kiss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.
Men Will Be Men
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
Older questions!
At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty one, you wonder why you're not gone!
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
My Way
I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
I am coming back !!!
I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do !
Heartfelt?
So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, you WILL be near, because you never really disappear, and all your love wil
Trouble Is.....
Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx
ALL CONSUMING
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
sumpin silly
from extreme boredom, silly ness rises
Misson's vision
Reading about pirates, oh arrr
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
The Nothing Verse
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
Paranoid!
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
"Tiny In My Eyes"
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
"Go Find The Poet"
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f
Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
animal fun
Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
Smoke-signals
Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...
Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...Dreams
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
Who am I (the pen)
I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w
7 DAY FORECAST
A TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!
Yankee Doodle
A conglomeration of several I have known...
Gossip
The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
Tamatoes
just for laughs
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
Meek mill
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .