I now wait for the days
You would be in my arms
Look at you intensely and say
Dear I had roses and beef for lunch !



With only us in a tight embrace,
Without fear,doubts or a slight disgrace,
You jabbed me as i felt the pain,
Dear...DID YOU FART AGAIN!!!



With quick reaction I kiss your face,
And from smitten to stricken,
You turned to stone glaze,
And in a moment later Faint !



I carried her towards a Lady
And ask3d her for help
But could not take my eyes off
Her bosom dancing by themselves!



The lady was kissing my baby
She says it was the kiss of life
But here I am feeling h*rny
Ans saw my baby staring like sharpen knives!