"The Runaway Handbag?"
a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!
The Tale of Isobella
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
Predictions for the Future
Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
Joke
time for some levity
If I Only Had An A##
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?
Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr
Tears for Two
done under my previous serpico 12
Fanatical about Film
Mrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derriere! 'This is great what's next' she exclaimed Until I came along to rip out her poodle 'There's
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.