a love match
it's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)
Ever Thought About It
Have you?
An Homage
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
W. U. I.
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
Prarie Thoughts
Wrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.
Lets Bake a Cake
I think that hen will be Sunday dinner
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
looney
Crazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lol
La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx
April Horror Show
Hi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD
the friendly dog
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own
When your number is up!
I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up today, what can I say, I'm now 6 and 1, that didn't take long, so I suppose tommorrow will be the same
beard
bearrrrrrrrrrrds
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
limerick for a fuddy duddy
I never kissed her...I just heard about her
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
The angel in my beer
there's an angel in my beer
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
Being Alive
If there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or less, thats a wonderful gift given to few, the ability to express the real you, in words and thymes, t
Old Yankee Farmer
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
karma...........
i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if only i knew
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
My Inbox
It's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!
Lies
watch out for lies.
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
A Bar Scene
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
A relevent irreverance....(LOL)
A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx
Extremely
particularly fond maternal affection once offered
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)
On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)