Be real: Ace Poet Part 2
Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)
Onward we go.
The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and said", so they are constantly turning around (for no reason) being like something (for no reason) and T
Gardeners Dilemma!
Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly Lace shows its grace, but Cinnamon Snow is the way to go. I think, well, it's swim or sink!
-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
Recession
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
Misson's vision
Reading about pirates, oh arrr
BEYOND THE VEIL
SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL
How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish Life
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.
HO....HO.....HO!...........lol
I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx
Holy balloons on the moon
I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !
10 Cents a Dance!
Ten tickets please!
Being New
Being new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality kicks in and with so many proflies it seems ya just cant win.. To be alone is gods great sin.. Messe
She Gets By with Saying I'm Sorry
She gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start She's had a really good life While I'm still waiting on the lottery She made somebody else a reall
Doctor humour 2
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)
LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
A CLOSE SHAVE
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
Mama's Advice
Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentleman
save that cork, I may need it...
Tardis (Scene 1)
Off again!
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
a minute as a cricket
Lol why not eh. Cheers all.
The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
7 DAY FORECAST
A TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!
Spiders is Clever (lol)
lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX
Vote me this September
Election time here.
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
Crazy Joe
For Granddad
Competition de Flatus
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
Lime Rhyme on a Dime
Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)
Pretty Happy
I'm bored.
Frogs 575
nonsence@
fishin' lines
anybody got a hook?
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!