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Just you
When there is nothing but the rain beating on my window When I've only got a spot of coffee left When it's damp and cold inside and I lite the last log on the fire place When there is just a thick blanket covering us from a cold and dreary
Sad ?
In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home but he goes to his bed at night.....alone. That's so sad !!!
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
Do You Really Love Me?
Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love Me when I'm eating pork and just broke my fork? When my dog is chewing lozenge for I think he is a s
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
SUCCUBUS
Via your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach, the story untold.
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
bude
read this in playboy once
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Fun with Lumericks
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
EVERY mIRROR eVER
f*ck you, I hate you
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
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Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
There are those amoung us !
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
SIMPLE SIMON
taking liberty on an old rhyme
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
Thank You :)
My little world :)
Whose Party ?
political suicide
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
Ron Paul
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.
days out
washed over my while in the bath
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
A look at life..
If it was true..where is the God, that leaves us here to suffer, We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher, 'bad parenting' I hear you cry, 'a God who knows not love,' No management from way up high, ..no need to look above.
Let's fix things!
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
limerick
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
Limerick Weekend #1
True story!
limerick is it?
This is my try not sure
Frozen
Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love! Happy Holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
Turkey
Turkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with delight Fest on my wings, legs and thighs and later we will shop for the Christmas buys
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
RE: A Christmas Beneath The Stars
Hi ROS Quite beautiful: It has everything - great rhyme, a powerful message, and lyrical language. In short, a superb poem. Kind regards Fellsman...
RE: My Dearest Son.
heartfelt touching deeply god bless dear friend my prayers are with you...
RE: Alone
Joe your absolutely correct I've started going to church learning to let god in and to understand he forgives us are sins . ::angel:...
RE: I try to make you happy
good poem ladies1st on the feelings of love gone. nice rhyme scheme....
RE: For Her
runner3590 - sweet poem...that's for sharing....
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