Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
here we can find best poems. but some poets stoped writing why they stoped?
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
When there is nothing but the rain beating on my window When I've only got a spot of coffee left When it's damp and cold inside and I lite the last log on the fire place When there is just a thick blanket covering us from a cold and dreary
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love! Happy Holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
True story!
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
My little world :)
wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different time ,where dreams never live or never die drifting away it seem far beyond the wildest dreams ,with
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
I probably have known her !
In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home but he goes to his bed at night.....alone. That's so sad !!!
Written for a friend originally.
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
Am lovin' it!
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
brawdy? you bet !
This is my try not sure
A small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the top of a flower load
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
Just a thought
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Wake up to my magic world that I would make I can see you beyond my imagination Oh my love; release me from my prison to your world I would sense you in my soul Oh my love; fly with me above my imagination world I would feel your hands in my col
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
f*ck you, I hate you
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
Ladybee: Yes, willing to try, yes, yes, and too bad! ;) amahlala: Hopefully your prospects look better than mine!...
It's so nice to be back in the company of such wonderful people!!! Maxeen, adjhe and Lucy.... Hugs to all three of you for such wonderful, supportive comments to my poem. I've just recently signed up as a competitor for a local poetry competition an...
online today!candykid Glad to know you approve of the piece, and its timing. Best Regards!...
You did it I loved it....
What a world you bring us into while leading us by holding our hands ... Amazing write...
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