Limerick Poems

Limerick soap

Do you know her?

by studecarApr 20121,9003in Humor / Limerick

The Horse from the Course (challenge)

Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)

by SCatlynJan 20111,54626in Humor / Limerick

missed poets

here we can find best poems. but some poets stoped writing why they stoped?

by sabeelJul 20091,53925in Sadness / Limerick

Drifting Away.......

wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different time ,where dreams never live or never die drifting away it seem far beyond the wildest dreams ,with

by honeybear3000Apr 20151,3508in Allegory / Limerick

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)

"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)

by SCatlynMar 20111,30920in Humor / Limerick

limerick 'ODETTE'

There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.

by studecarOct 20121,1914in Humor / Limerick

Limerick Jack Spratt

Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.

by studecarOct 20121,1235in Humor / Limerick

Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease

There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.

by studecarOct 20121,1145in Humor / Limerick

Limerick atheist

just doodling again with words

by studecarMay 20121,0554in Humor / Limerick

Surprise Limerick

There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.

by studecarOct 20129946in Humor / Limerick

WHO DARES WIN?!!!!

additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???

by thesunandtheseaJan 201195518in Humor / Limerick

Mistaken Identity

Down around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick posers written 05/22/2014

by shadow1950Jun 20149383in Humor / Limerick

~Bare in Belize~ Limerick

There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~

by BentleeJan 201193214in Humor / Limerick

Frozen

Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love! Happy Holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage

by ImagineLoveDec 201492414in Love / Limerick

Santa --- A Limerick

not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol

by shadow1950Dec 201491916in Humor / Limerick

SIMPLE SIMON

taking liberty on an old rhyme

by studecarOct 20139093in Humor / Limerick

Thank God! (a limerick)

^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P

by thesunandtheseaJan 201189412in Humor / Limerick

Limerick - Gertrude

I probably have known her !

by studecarApr 20128838in Humor / Limerick

Mine to Keep

Tragedies and disappointments of life

by oressie123Oct 20148651in Humor / Limerick

Limerick bachelor's maid

brawdy? you bet !

by studecarApr 20128537in Humor / Limerick

Whose Party ?

political suicide

by studecarMay 20138362in Political / Social / Limerick

Limerick A Woman From Texas

I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus

by studecarOct 20128345in Humor / Limerick

SUCCUBUS

Via your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach, the story untold.

by SchylerSilveyNov 20168271in Dark Poetry / Limerick

Dank Pants

A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.

by shadow1950Nov 2014812in Humor / Limerick

LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE

There are those amoung us !

by studecarJan 20138011in Humor / Limerick

Let's fix things!

"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)

by swade777Jan 20117981in Political / Social / Limerick

Ron Paul

Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.

by mcradloffMay 201279710in Political / Social / Limerick