Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Viewed Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
my first love was so amazing, she told me one day she wasnt in love with me anymore an met someone else. it was heart breaking and it took me time to let her go, and the hardist thing is i will always have a special place in my heart for here. she moved on and im ready too as well but like i said, she will always be in my heart
This is my try not sure
Just for fun
f*ck you, I hate you
Wake up to my magic world that I would make I can see you beyond my imagination Oh my love; release me from my prison to your world I would sense you in my soul Oh my love; fly with me above my imagination world I would feel your hands in my col
Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window got inside She kicked me in the balls I cried Called me a name said I lied
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
So let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask? Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask We can cover some basics, that s
I am an environmentalist.
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There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
If it was true..where is the God, that leaves us here to suffer, We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher, 'bad parenting' I hear you cry, 'a God who knows not love,' No management from way up high, ..no need to look above.
washed over my while in the bath
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
If she believed she was perfectly free to notice or not whatever she chose why should she care that a meaningful stare was fixed on none other than she? What was so outré about anyone taking a drink at her favourite café lauding the view
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
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