Twas The Night Before Christmas (Jail Version)
We have the largest prison population in the world. Most of the people in prison don't deserve to be there, but a few do. It seems that we reward bad behavior and punish good behavior in this country. I just think it would be nice to have the truly bad ones get a good scolding from Ol St. Nick.
Rudolph Retold
Rudolph is one of my favorite characters from Christmas and only second to Santa.
TRUE CHRISTMAS
Christmas has changed to commercialism along with changing Merry (Christ)mas to Happy Holidays. Mankind needs to return to what Christmas is really about.
JACK O LANTERN
TRICK OR TREAT! I LOVED IT WHILE GROWING UP; BUT TODAY THERE ARE TOO MANY SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE; SO PARENTS;INSPECT EVERYTHING BEFORE GIVE IT TO YOUR KIDS!
Porch Light Burning- A Toast For 2012
May the porch light toast always guide you home safely. :-)
King of Christmas * Shadow's Challenge *
A very short poem in response to Linda's challenge.
A Christmas Beneath The Stars :)
This was written many years ago and is shared with the spirit of Christmas. :)
Christmas Poem.....with a thought...
I has posted this poem on the site, at this time 3 years ago... It has since been archived, so I thought about starting a new thread..... (with a little adjustment to the poem).. -------- Blessings, Greetings and good Health to Everyone...
A Christmas Snow------monorhyme
A Christmas Snow The soft snow flakes fall gently coating the land, which to white is turning. Trees brushed white stand gleaming as Christmas dawns with sunlight bursting. A hush settles as people start stirring emotions high, children in
Bah Hum Bug!
I have been watching all the different versions of A Christmas Carol. The best has to be Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Beware, Beware
Everywhere I go I am reminded as to what is coming up
Across the Miles
Dedicated...
Schoolhouse Christmas Tree
I write Cowboy poetry and this poem is based on a true event.One that took place in the two room country school that my father went attended many years ago.
HALLOWS' EVE (Response to Halloween Challenge)
For you Cafe: Bringing out of the mothballs for Halloween 2018. Nonsmoker's Halloween Challenge 2016
The Star and a Humble Shepherd
The birth of Christ is a wonderful time to celebrate and to share with friends, family and loved ones. Having been born during the Christmastime season makes it ever more meaningful.
Tom Turkey
A comedy bit on the Bob and Tom show. I have a bunch of their comedy cds.
ahh fiddle me sticks
HAPPY NEW YEAR i'm sick of it to the teeth isnt the ending of a year sad or is that just me. fireworks going off people cheering in the street behaving like crazed monkies not a fine sight to be seen. whats with everyone have all gone
Christmas Wishes!
Happy Holidays!
Funny Moments in Christmas Movies
I watch a lot of Christmas movies. In this list I was looking for funny moments in Christmas movies. Of course there are a lot of other moments, but I was trying to do just one per movie. Saturday Night Live did a very funny retelling of the end of It's A Wonderful Life. In it Mr. Potter gets beat up by George Bailey and his wife with help from the mob.
Monster Ash
This song is a parody of Monster Mash by Tim Cavanaugh. With Ash Wednesday starting the Easter holiday, I thought it was a funny parody.
Thankful
I do all my computer work at the library. Saves me a lot of cash. I'm thankful as I like to eat!
Christmas joy
As I walk along the streets All I see and hear Are little boys snd girls with their scarfs and mittens screaming with Christmas joy They see Santa sitting on his sleigh Rainderrs in tow Christmas carolers Seeing merrily While standing un
POEM FOR IRELAND
After a holiday in Ireland the block on writing lifted for this one poem.
~ A Christmas Ring ~
Hoping the women on C/S get their Christmas Wish!
2015
This is the last day of 2015. I will spend it eating fast food, drinking mt dew and singing in my car. I would sing karoke too, but they canceled it for New Year's Eve.
Lighting the Way
I love this season…a cause to ponder meaning within creation, including what we create and celebrate. While recognizing the illuminary icons that lighted our path to the present and those who lead us into the future, we should not underestimate the power of our own efforts to get others as well as ourselves through the darkness of life's winters into the light.
Oh Christmas Tree
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to all, Cheers and much love…Jesse ’When you’ve got an a** like the North Star, wise men are going to follow it.’ ~ Ron Burgundy the Legend ~
Monster Powers
Just a few of the monsters in some of the movies I watch during the Halloween season. The last movie I watched is Halloween III, about an evil factory owner who makes Halloween masks to kill children.
Scary Stuff
Just thinking of some scary things so far in my life. Plenty out there to be afraid of, that's for sure! Happy Halloween!!
A New Day, A New Year 2012
A humble toast for 2012.
Tissue Paper Hot Air Balloon
Lit my first tissue paper hot air balloon this week. I am going to buy another to light tonight if calm winds prevail.
Caribbean love
Being from a carribbean background just wanted to show some love to Jamaica and Dominica ( e Caribbean) in a simple poem. Love all the islands!!!! the natural beauty, people and culture!!!
with love.
not a poem but a simple, honest 'best wishes' message to whomever reads it. peace. the virgosign
The Possum Motel Introduction
The story that's about to unfold, Is that of nonfiction. All truth; I need not to embellish at all. In stages it shall be written, If patience is shown, I shall deliver the story of Of my unwanted marsupial. There are details that must B
Christmas gifts
Just thinking of some of things that I enjoy during Christmas. Daddy's Home is a movie with Will Ferrell. He is one of my favorite comedians. I saw his Anchorman 2 movie four times in the movie theater.
Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat is a movie from 1986. I just got it yesterday from Ebay. It is about a bullied teen who gets help from a dead rocker in dealing with bullies. Ozzy Ozborne and Gene Simmons are in this movie.
Turkey
I am getting a turkey next week at work. I used to get one at my old job till they got rid of the benefit. I wonder if the new employees that work there get a turkey. I still think it really messed up that there will be people working and shopping on Thanksgiving. Really messed up!
Christmas Downer
I have a page a day calendar on Saturday Night Live. Todays was on Debbie Downer. A woman who always sees the negative side of life.
Warm Christmas Greetings Everyone
Reflections of the past year and wishing warm Christmas Greetings to one and all. Friends old, new and those yet to be made. :-) I just celebrated my 42nd birthday on December 15th. :-)
Festive Greeting not a poem
Enjoy your Festive Holiday May your New Year wishes come true hugs
Rare Earths
Good and Happy Holidays to all !
Merry Christmas and Happy birthday Jesus
I've got too many lovely ones to mention as you know ...pls dont get offended that i didnt mention names as i dont want to leave out any one so i greet everyone as a family ... if there is a chance to meet and hug ..i would grab that ...this is the best u can do for now...Be joyful in our Lord's shadow ....have a great holiday.. i miss you and love you all ....God bless
RE: Syrup Syndrome
Again I don't want to preach I feel like we're not educated on the affects of liquor SURPY SPIRTS SO SOURLY SWEET RELIEF WITH NO SUBISTUTITUDE KNOWN???...
RE: I am God...
Very peaceful...thanks for sharing...
RE: Confused
sounds as though..your signals keep getting crossed.. and she may not really be even shoving you away.. yet merely looking for a little more consistency and faith on your part.Dunno.. just guessing.....
RE: Will you be there?
Hi MM, Thank you. Your comments are always appreciated....
RE: Seeing Myself
Nice to read you breathless...
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