Santa Scale is Coming to Town
The New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making people feel guilty during the holidays. Happy New Year Everybody!
Rudolph the Regular-nosed Reindeer
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer by Elephant Larry. This is my favorite new Christmas parody song. It is from a show I used to listen to back in the 80's, the Dr. Demento Show.
Halloween Night
Halloween night
Reasons to Root for The Ravens
Just having some fun with the Super Bowl. My favorite is a tie between the Bears 1986 win and the Packers 2011 win. I still have the Super Bowl Shuffle record and my friend who works for the Packers still has the 2011 Superbowl ring with 92 diamonds.
Spring Festival
I got a cold the other day, sometimes I really forget how to take good care of myself...so the result is like this...plus my daughter has gone to her grandma's home... lonely heart plus weak body made this writing... Thanks for reading and sorry if there are mistakes in the writing.
~At 40 Below~
Are ya keepin warm! Happy new year all:)
Terrance the Turkey
The Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches her husband engaged in a lacivious act with a dead turkey, the exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?" The wife shakes her head and says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!"
I Wish You A Merry Christmas!
Tis the season to be merry!
I'm Thankful For
Just thinking of some of the things that entertain me. I'm still waiting for a song this year that has my interest. Royal by Lorde was my last popular song I liked, not counting Weird Al's last album.
Christmas Blues Poem
Merry Christmas! Regards, Blind Melon Ken...
Santa Interview
Just having some fun with Santa. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas!
BURMA VISIT.
An absolutely magic place and a great exchange rate was reached, everyone was happy including all the cabbies. An experience I'll always remember, including the hill station town of Maymyo.
Evening in an Indian Street
Spices scent the dusty winds Whistling across this narrow street Sweet meats glowing like blocks of light In the crowded shops Saree clad women walking past Gladly With eyes glowing as a ramzan crescent. Making music with their laughing bangle
New Year's Resolutions
Just brainstorming some ideas that would make my world and the world a better place. If I had to pick one I would pick #14. I see too many good people working too hard for too little. If a worker in China was paid 10 bucks a hour plus overtime pay, they would be making over 100,000 a year. I think they would rather work 40 hours a week, and have their time with their family.
I'm Thankful For
Just some random things(in alphabetical order) I am thankful for. Some letters were tougher than others.
The Birds - Of Spring
The Birds - Of Spring They Sing - They Sing!
Bali (Trip 2 - circa 1992)
* prozzies English slang for prostitutes ** mozzies Aussie slang for mosquitos *** cozzies Aussie slang for swimming costumes (One day I'll go back and give that chef a piece of my mind!).
Dear Santa
Its a Monday thought
Easter Eggs
Colored my Easter eggs yesterday. Enjoy making them every year. I get a Betty Jane hollow bunny every year with Peeps, Cadbury eggs, and jelly beans. When I was a child I would save my chocolate bunny in the freezer and shave off some of the chocolate with a knife to make it last a long time.
St Nick's Soot
A very safe a peaceful holiday season to you all, the best of wish in prosper to each other:) Jon.
Thanksgiving Blessings and love from Canada
Thanksgiving again Time to reflect Be thankful for what we have Blessings and love to all New adventures and pleasant surprises for every one
My Happy New Year Wishes For You
I wish for all CS poets a happy new year May 2013 be a year filled with joy and cheer Certainly there will be a few scares and tears But the Gods won’t give anyone more than he can bear Take time to hug and kiss the one you hold dear Those that
The Pumpkin Giant
My favorite book from my youth, The Pumpkin Giant.
New Year's Bells Ringing "Happy New Year"
Another new beginning!
Holiday Wishes To You And Yours
Blessings to every poet on CS. Sending out lots of good cheer and magic to you all!~ Celtic
holiday fun
now, after spending too long a time basking in summer's eden on this outing of fun and frolic, no number of pinches to my precious posterior will even begin to remove any traces of the burning red cast now emblazened upon my once pearly white skin...
Santa Santa
A parody of Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby. I'm sure there lots of other things I would add to the list, like a house and millions of dollars so I could retire in luxury.
Halloween Pumpkins
Love carving pumpkins! I watch the Simpson's Halloween specials when I carve mine.
Eastertime
Spring in my step So soft to the touch Hug me and squeeze me You love me as much I love to be tickled I find it so funny But gently my master I'm just a wee-little-Bunny...
back to reality
The Holiday season is good the spirit should continue throughout the year Wishing everyone seasons greetings positive thoughts and pleasant moments all the best
Things That Happened In 2014
just some of the things I did this year. My favorite found old song was Last Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack. Favorite new Christmas movie was Jingle All The Way 2 by Larry the Cable Guy.
at the cottage
heading out to the woods for the long weekend cottage life is relaxing a break from reality fun times for everyone Blessings and love to all
Pot of Gold
Searching for a four leaf clover in the green grasses that grow in the rocks The little people point the way Just looking for that pot of gold Me thinks its in the hills or mountains Not sure weather its north or south or near th
CHRISTMAS
I work with homeless people every single day. Sometimes there are success stories,, sometimes your heart gets torn out, but through it all are the children, battered women who have no out and those who genuinely just need a break. Please don't forget them.
Christmas blues
The house is filled with Christmas cheer The lights on the tree twinkle like a star The candy bowls are full Yet my heart feels so bare I’m just not in the Christmas spirt this year I hung the stockings with great care The kids are grown
Merry Christmas Momma
One very lonely day during the holidays the first year without either of my parents I found myself writing this and one for Daddy. A little sappy - what can I say :)
Christmas Star
I hope everyone here has a great set of holidays. I just wrote this because I was in the mood to.
Cube
I just got done watching the Cube, Hypercube, and Cube Zero. All are good movies with the first and the last being the better ones. With our government shutdown and just the not niceness that goes on there this movie really fits into the Halloween season.
santa clause
I saw santa clause It was only one time he was deep in the woods try to get the deer in a line I said whats the matter He said nothing at all He had lots of toys a very big haul I asked could I help as that's how I am He gave me a smile
Aching for a bit of Adventure..
Life is an adventure... Without it Life is a grey coloured cat- suit...
As the New Year Roles In
Happy New Year and All that good stuff.
Birdsville Races
Millsy, Naz, Will and myself went on a trip to the Australian outback, specifically the Birdsville races in 2006 and i wrote my thoughts and experiences in poem form for anyone that would like to read it. Birdsville is in the far south east corner of Queensland. 22 hours west of Brisbane. The town consists of only a few hundred people except on the races week. They flock from everywhere. Was a truly amazing trip and if you really want to experience the kind, funny and layback nature of the Australian people then i recommend it strongly. My Father has been attending for over 25 years.