Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Viewed Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick soap
Evidently she's alergic to soap,
If she does bathe
It wouldn't be for days
And the other workers can't cope.
About this poem:
Do you know her?
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
who ran round amok with great force
He had on his blinders
and rolled on his hinders
Cuz he'd crashed the mini-golf course~
About this poem:
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem-What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines)
why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL)
how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
missed poets
who wrote greate poems and posted here
i like their poems to read and learn
but some of them are missed from here
why they are hiding from us
why they are not writing poems
posting more here..
i really missed them
and waiting for their return...
About this poem:
here we can find best poems.but some poets stoped writing
why they stoped?
Drifting Away.......
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
who thought she had quite the great clue.
She said, "Yes, I'm quite smart"
I got a great head start
Changed my clock yesterday at 2!"
About this poem:
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is)Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....)
..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
limerick 'ODETTE'
Formally, we've never met,but
She sends me notes
About poems I wrote
I appreciate all the comments I get.
Limerick Jack Spratt
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
Limerick atheist
Who died as a result of a blow,
When laid to rest
He couldn't be blessed,
He was dressed up with no place to go.
About this poem:
just doodling again with wordsSurprise Limerick
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
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