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A look at life..
We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher,
'bad parenting' I hear you cry, 'a God who knows not love,'
No management from way up high, ..no need to look above.
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As life is what we see and do, at times..you must regret,
Mistakes are here for me and you, ..advice you cannot get,
So look inside your heart to see, what you're to do is right,
If not in life you are not free, ..except in bed at night.
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At night you see...when you're inside, your lover..in and out,
and in and out and feel such pride, ..you'll see her scream and shout..,
She wriggles up and slams in strong, you pant and want it stronger,
And dream of what is very wrong, ..like her..you'd want it longer...
LIMERICK sort-of
Could have any woman of the crowd.
Some women had waited in line
They knew he'd give them a good time.
'twas evident the way they moaned outloud.
Alas, Elmo got a disease you can't hide.
It was fatal - there were no more free rides.
The mortitian removed that thing by a knife,
Took it home to be viewed by his wife -and
She screamed,"Oh My God,Elmo has died".
About this poem:
still doodling with words.Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
Mine to Keep
Oressie Simmons
I often thought of myself as an unique character, where events in my life were just a tab bit sadder.
No one could ever know such pain; no one could ever have a sadder story quite the same.
For who knows about tragedy of a sudden heart break or the timid steps to recovery one must take.
Yes,there is no one out there quite like me and I often ask myself and we agree.
Because no one understands the feeling to lose someone you love or how superficial hobbies may be there as their sub.
For who knows about being turned down from employment while all the time thinking this opportunity was heaven sent.
Yes,there is no one that could ever experience these feelings for I am the only unique human being living.
About this poem:
Tragedies and disappointments of lifeLimerick soap
Evidently she's alergic to soap,
If she does bathe
It wouldn't be for days
And the other workers can't cope.
About this poem:
Do you know her?
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
But when days seem to be so much colder,
A scarf isn’t needed.
‘Cos the beard’s central heated,
Then to face winters fury, makes one bolder.
About this poem:
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
Limerick Weekend #1
Who's lips were sweeter than wine.
I invited her here.
Now I call her my dear.
And I must say that life is divine!
About this poem:
True story!Limerick- old man, two parts
Would go for a walk and a view.
Saw a crying young lad
Which made him feel bad
"What can I do,sonny,for you"?
I'm crying 'cause I can't do
The things that the big boys do.
The old man sat down,
First was a frown,
Then he started crying too.
About this poem:
age has its drawbackslimerick 2
who wandered about in a trance
til one day she fell
into a wishing well
now they wish for a woman from france
Stumped
Where money could tell you your worth
A lot of trees died
As the Greens were defied
Now breathing just isn't such mirth.
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