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Limericks
Who I'd met up with once in a bar,
When she came back to town,
And was feeling quite down,
Came and made me feel just like a star.
There was a hot blonde from the South,
Did amazing things with her mouth,
Her kiss was a blast,
But what left them aghast,
Was she'd suck but she'c never spit out.
:D
About this poem:
Just for fun
Whose Party ?
He was considered a conservative trouper,
"til he voted YEA
When the party said NAY
Now - he's a party pooper.
About this poem:
political suicideLimerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
They must be a credit to the institute.
It seems such a shame
To take away their game,
They can no longer hire prostitutes.
About this poem:
it's in the news !
cruciverbalist
that'll take you for a loss
don't look down it'd said
a word for terrible (dread)
better let your word come across
© agoodguy2have 2010-03-24
About this poem:
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)limerick 2
who wandered about in a trance
til one day she fell
into a wishing well
now they wish for a woman from france
Limerick fighter
As a fighter was rated the best,
He'd fight at a whim
And he always did win,
Until they laid him to rest.
About this poem:
is that called shadow boxing?Do You Really Love Me?
When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread?
Do You really Love Me when I'm eating pork and just broke my fork?
When my dog is chewing lozenge for I think he is a sausage?
Do You really Love Me when I ate my beans so You do not want be near Me for You know what it really means?
Do You really Love Me?
Dank Pants
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
Had a tool so long that it bent,
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
Instead of ---ing
He went !
you fill in the blnks
About this poem:
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.Limerick A Woman From Texas
She already has five eX.s
They could not perform
What she considered norm
She's using a vib for her erectus
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