Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Viewed Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick A Woman From Texas
She already has five eX.s
They could not perform
What she considered norm
She's using a vib for her erectus
I need samples! (a limerick)
I once did a SEXY questionnaire
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Question one: mention size you desire
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Question two: short or long?
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Three: thick or strong?
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Shame, they didn't have me samples to compare!
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P.S. It's about men muscles lol
About this poem:
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
Ron Paul
He said we had to do something about the law
The taxes were too high, they should go away
The poor and the old should pay their own way
Instead the rich fat cats made a hellova haul
About this poem:
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Surprise Limerick
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
limerick 'ODETTE'
Formally, we've never met,but
She sends me notes
About poems I wrote
I appreciate all the comments I get.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
who ran round amok with great force
He had on his blinders
and rolled on his hinders
Cuz he'd crashed the mini-golf course~
About this poem:
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem-What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines)
why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL)
how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
who thought she had quite the great clue.
She said, "Yes, I'm quite smart"
I got a great head start
Changed my clock yesterday at 2!"
About this poem:
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is)Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....)
..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
Limerick Jack Spratt
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
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