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Last Viewed Limerick Poems (105)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Viewed Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

Unknown

The Man In The Moon.

Can he see me that man in the moon in the sky ?
Can he see me I wonder with only one eye ?
I can see him and I’m far below.
Can he you think ? Well I just don’t know.
Does he care, do I care ? Think I’ll just say goodbye.
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
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SchylerSilvey

Unsanitary Blindness

A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee,
I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
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Posted: Jul 2016
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shadow1950

Santa --- A Limerick

Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck
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Posted: Dec 2014
About this poem:
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
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adjhe

limerick is it?

For men seem to wear disguises
women have blinders on their eyes.
They just do not seem to see
what is right in front of thee.

Women they need to really look
maybe open up that black book.
They need to see what took
time to get that man on the hook.
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
This is my try not sure
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Unknown

My true love forever

My true love will be my special treasure, my new love always deserves nothing but true love and compassion at all times. She deserves happiness at all times and treated with my special love she always wants and deserves. Treating her like she's a princess no matter what. Taking care of her when she's having a bad day or ill. I'm a loving man waiting to treat my gal with love and respect at all times good or bad.
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Its about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to make her comfortable. I'm a very compassionate mate and am patient.
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sabeel

missed poets

i found many poets in this site
who wrote greate poems and posted here
i like their poems to read and learn
but some of them are missed from here
why they are hiding from us
why they are not writing poems
posting more here..
i really missed them
and waiting for their return...
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Posted: Jul 2009
About this poem:
here we can find best poems.
but some poets stoped writing
why they stoped?
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SCatlyn

The Horse from the Course (challenge)

'Twas a curious horse of course
who ran round amok with great force
He had on his blinders
and rolled on his hinders
Cuz he'd crashed the mini-golf course~
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem-
What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines)
why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL)
how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
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gardenhackle

Limerick Weekend #1

I once met a lassie online
Who's lips were sweeter than wine.
I invited her here.
Now I call her my dear.
And I must say that life is divine!
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
True story!
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thesunandthesea

WHO DARES WIN?!!!!

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LIMERICK PRIZE (1)

There was a cute girl named LadyBee
She dares you write “Limerick”, everybody!^_*
Whose Limericks the funniest!
Whose Limericks the coolest!
She gonna give a-100-kiss FOR FREE!!!


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LIMERICK PRIZE (2)

I am now waiting patiently
Sitting right here near the girl LadyBee ^_~
Here’s Limerick prize list....
The 1st is LadyBee’s KISS! ^0^
The 2nd iSss.s..my pic!->“NAKED”->(YES for free!)
LOL


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P.S.
I guess, no one wants to write 'Limerick' now....
('cus scare to get the prizes!) LOL >_</


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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
additional info:
When male winner get kiss and picture
Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!...
mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok..
Something gotta be rock!
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How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
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agoodguy2have

cruciverbalist

there's a cruciverbalist's criss-cross
that'll take you for a loss
don't look down it'd said
a word for terrible (dread)
better let your word come across

© agoodguy2have 2010-03-24

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Posted: Mar 2010
About this poem:
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
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