Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Viewed Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick-a-Palozza
To belong to was considered quite the honor
Then across the pond came a duck
And in limericks we got stuck
Now, before my friend joins, should I warn her?
About this poem:
Am lovin' it!
Limerick - Gertrude
She's the world's most closeted prude
I wouldn't be surprised
That she closes her eyes
When bathing she wont see herself nude.
About this poem:
I probably have known her !Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Mine to Keep
Oressie Simmons
I often thought of myself as an unique character, where events in my life were just a tab bit sadder.
No one could ever know such pain; no one could ever have a sadder story quite the same.
For who knows about tragedy of a sudden heart break or the timid steps to recovery one must take.
Yes,there is no one out there quite like me and I often ask myself and we agree.
Because no one understands the feeling to lose someone you love or how superficial hobbies may be there as their sub.
For who knows about being turned down from employment while all the time thinking this opportunity was heaven sent.
Yes,there is no one that could ever experience these feelings for I am the only unique human being living.
About this poem:
Tragedies and disappointments of life
Bill-----Limerick
he liked to sun on the sill
himself admiring
he was so charming
until he had a big spill
Love-Potion
Some folks can't believe that it came from above
The love-scenes raised eye-brows
Some folks believe God doesn't have a clue
But they forget that God is love
About this poem:
This is a limerick and I wanted to express how divine relationships are and the love which flows in it.I used potion to capture the flow.
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
his dog had a case of the fleas
every itch he would scratch
losing hair in each patch
now they both save on haircutting fees~
The Maid from Kilkenny
Out walking one day found a penny
This worked in her favour
Cos one day it saved her
When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
Summer
not so fast, there is still time
to enjoy while it lasts
grilling, games, sunning
and summer concerts in the eve
eating outside and walking about
don't be in a hurry enjoy while it lasts
for winter will come as we turn away
from the sun so enjoy today
for tomorrow will come
About this poem:
Just a thought
Thank God! (a limerick)
There once was a girl Emily
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She was dumped by her sweetie
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And, she cried all night
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And, she prayed all night
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She prayed, “Thank God saved me from STD!”(HIV)
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About this poem:
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :PPoems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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