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So let me take the time to tell quite a tale
It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female
What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?
Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask

We can cover some basics, that should be a good start
first and foremost she is really and adorably smart
that’s too easy of an ice breaker is what you say?
what if I told you she usually ends up getting her way

one can kick, one can scream, and put up a fight
she can simply smile at you once and you’ll admit she was right
now she could be right, and she could be wrong
it typically doesn’t matter for she is mentally strong

are you not convinced yet? well upon further review
heres a few more traits, so listen closely from me to you
she can be cunning, vivacious, beautiful, and sweet
not to mention stunning, and the cutest lil pair of feet

she’s been through hell and back ,put thru a lot of misery
and with everything life has thrown at her she still claims victory
shes also imperfectly perfect, flawed like a typhoon
just think, even the prettiest of angels can sing out of tune

Wild and free, to be admired from afar
yet to be graced with her presence is quite the shooting star
for I wish I may and I wish I might
tell you the tale of this woman, to whom is always such a sight………………

A pool boy at work in the shade
Was transfixed by a comely young maid.
She waltzed over to him
And she said with a grin.
You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.

A dirty old man from Tibet
tried to catch a young girl on the Net
But the cute little tease
was in fact the police
In his cell he regrets that they met

my loins burn,
i feel an uncontrollable itch,
catching my eye
is the unused condom...
i knew she looked infectious.

I walked to the throne and said "Hi, King!"
But he turned out to be a viking.
He spoke not, instead
He chopped off my head,
As it fell didn't I just say "Striking!"