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Most Commented Limerick Poems (107)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

SCatlyn

The Horse from the Course (challenge)

'Twas a curious horse of course
who ran round amok with great force
He had on his blinders
and rolled on his hinders
Cuz he'd crashed the mini-golf course~
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem-
What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines)
why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL)
how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
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sabeel

missed poets

i found many poets in this site
who wrote greate poems and posted here
i like their poems to read and learn
but some of them are missed from here
why they are hiding from us
why they are not writing poems
posting more here..
i really missed them
and waiting for their return...
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Posted: Jul 2009
About this poem:
here we can find best poems.
but some poets stoped writing
why they stoped?
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SCatlyn

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)

There was a blonde woman from Crewe,
who thought she had quite the great clue.
She said, "Yes, I'm quite smart"
I got a great head start
Changed my clock yesterday at 2!"
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Posted: Mar 2011
About this poem:
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is)
Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....)

..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
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Unknown

limerick 2

There was an young woman from france
who wandered about in a trance
til one day she fell
into a wishing well
now they wish for a woman from france
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Posted: Sep 2010
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thesunandthesea

WHO DARES WIN?!!!!

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LIMERICK PRIZE (1)

There was a cute girl named LadyBee
She dares you write “Limerick”, everybody!^_*
Whose Limericks the funniest!
Whose Limericks the coolest!
She gonna give a-100-kiss FOR FREE!!!


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LIMERICK PRIZE (2)

I am now waiting patiently
Sitting right here near the girl LadyBee ^_~
Here’s Limerick prize list....
The 1st is LadyBee’s KISS! ^0^
The 2nd iSss.s..my pic!->“NAKED”->(YES for free!)
LOL


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P.S.
I guess, no one wants to write 'Limerick' now....
('cus scare to get the prizes!) LOL >_</


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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
additional info:
When male winner get kiss and picture
Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!...
mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok..
Something gotta be rock!
..........
....
How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
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cafetwo2010

Just you

When there is nothing
but the rain beating
on my window
When I've only got a
spot of coffee left
When it's damp and
cold inside and I
lite the last log
on the fire place
When there is just a
thick blanket covering
us from a cold and dreary
world
Your warm body snuggled to
mine will do
A candle, a sip, and you
Just you..will do~
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Posted: Oct 2011
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shadow1950

Santa --- A Limerick

Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck
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Posted: Dec 2014
About this poem:
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
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ImagineLove

Frozen

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In the depiction of Disney’s “Frozen”
Such a beautiful animated scene we see
Of helping one another and caring
Just the way it ought to be

As days grow shorter and cold sets in
Loneliness may become your new friend
Just think of the newness waiting to grow
All the beautiful colors hidden below
That will bloom in the Spring
With hope of love in everything

Bide our time and use this freeze
As we think of that warmer breeze
To extend a loving hug or touch
In a world where it’s needed so very much
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Posted: Dec 2014
About this poem:
Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love!

Happy Holidays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage
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Bentlee

~Bare in Belize~ Limerick

There was a bald man from Belize
his dog had a case of the fleas
every itch he would scratch
losing hair in each patch
now they both save on haircutting fees~
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Posted: Jan 2011
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gardenhackle

Limerick Weekend #1

I once met a lassie online
Who's lips were sweeter than wine.
I invited her here.
Now I call her my dear.
And I must say that life is divine!
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
True story!
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