Most Commented Limerick Poems (105)

A pilot who was from Berlin
with his glider went into a spin
he recovered from that
as he was a bit fat
when you spin it's not good to be thin

There was a man from Budapest,
As a fighter was rated the best,
He'd fight at a whim
And he always did win,
Until they laid him to rest.

A congressman named George Henry Looper,
He was considered a conservative trouper,
"til he voted YEA
When the party said NAY
Now - he's a party pooper.

ITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO STOP ALL THE GREED IN THIS WORLD AND TO MUCH POWER IN THE HANDS OF A FEW ITS TIME TO STOP THE HATE IN OUR HEART AND LET LOVE FLOW IN OUR VAINS AND STOP ALL THIS PAIN ,ITS TIME TO START AGAIN ,ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME

Turkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table

come all and eat me if your able

Come and taste my breast of tender white

and enjoy my meal with delight

Fest on my wings, legs and thighs

and later we will shop for the Christmas buys

There once was a pig named Fred
who sadly it has to be said
was a tad overweight
and couldn't fit through the gate
so spent all his days in his bed.

So let me take the time to tell quite a tale
It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female
What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?
Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask

We can cover some basics, that should be a good start
first and foremost she is really and adorably smart
that’s too easy of an ice breaker is what you say?
what if I told you she usually ends up getting her way

one can kick, one can scream, and put up a fight
she can simply smile at you once and you’ll admit she was right
now she could be right, and she could be wrong
it typically doesn’t matter for she is mentally strong

are you not convinced yet? well upon further review
heres a few more traits, so listen closely from me to you
she can be cunning, vivacious, beautiful, and sweet
not to mention stunning, and the cutest lil pair of feet

she’s been through hell and back ,put thru a lot of misery
and with everything life has thrown at her she still claims victory
shes also imperfectly perfect, flawed like a typhoon
just think, even the prettiest of angels can sing out of tune

Wild and free, to be admired from afar
yet to be graced with her presence is quite the shooting star
for I wish I may and I wish I might
tell you the tale of this woman, to whom is always such a sight………………

Via your heart, I tear through your soul.
I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold.
The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold.
I am love's leach, the story untold.

there once was a man sitting in the sand
he had just been dumped and by her new lover thumped
he started to understand when he opened up his hand
the road have given him bumps and life is full of humps

THERE IS A MAN NAMED OTIS McGRAW,
HE TINKERS WITH A HAMMER AND SAW,
HE NEVER MEASURES TWICE,
AGAINST CARPENTERS' ADVICE,
HE HAS A SCRAP PILE TEN FEET TALL.