Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
The High King
But he turned out to be a viking.
He spoke not, instead
He chopped off my head,
As it fell didn't I just say "Striking!"
About this poem:
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
Limerick - Gertrude
She's the world's most closeted prude
I wouldn't be surprised
That she closes her eyes
When bathing she wont see herself nude.
About this poem:
I probably have known her !Sad ?
where the cattle graze and sheep do roam,
There lives an old man that has made it his home
but he goes to his bed at night.....alone.
That's so sad !!!
Hope (for All)
with wondrous things along the way.
Do not your eyes drop to the ground,
lift up your heart to life's clear sound.
Reach through the clouds
and clear your sky;
I'll help you up,
I'll tell you why.
Each days's a gift given to you.
Just do your best, you'll know what to do.
And if you falter, I'll be there
to pick you up because I care.
Remember I am in you
Look inside your fallen heart
Reach down in
Lift out my memory
And a great new day you'll start.
I am always going to be there,
Do not worry I won't go.
Deep inside you is a fountain,
Open your eyes and let it flow.
About this poem:
Written for a friend originally.Undecypherable?
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About this poem:
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted.Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
Limerick-a-Palozza
To belong to was considered quite the honor
Then across the pond came a duck
And in limericks we got stuck
Now, before my friend joins, should I warn her?
About this poem:
Am lovin' it!
very silly poem, number 2
Who's armpits were really quite scary.
She's having a bash
At a full-blown moustache.
Am I making you feel a bit wary?
About this poem:
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...Limerick bachelor's maid
She ask how much she'd be paid,
He said what she'd earn
She accepted the terms,
But it didn't include getting laid.
About this poem:
brawdy? you bet !
limerick is it?
women have blinders on their eyes.
They just do not seem to see
what is right in front of thee.
Women they need to really look
maybe open up that black book.
They need to see what took
time to get that man on the hook.
About this poem:
This is my try not sureSurprise Limerick
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
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