Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
There once was .....
Who thought that she might in the nexus
Meet the love of her life,
be his trouble and strife,
and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Mine to Keep
Oressie Simmons
I often thought of myself as an unique character, where events in my life were just a tab bit sadder.
No one could ever know such pain; no one could ever have a sadder story quite the same.
For who knows about tragedy of a sudden heart break or the timid steps to recovery one must take.
Yes,there is no one out there quite like me and I often ask myself and we agree.
Because no one understands the feeling to lose someone you love or how superficial hobbies may be there as their sub.
For who knows about being turned down from employment while all the time thinking this opportunity was heaven sent.
Yes,there is no one that could ever experience these feelings for I am the only unique human being living.
About this poem:
Tragedies and disappointments of lifeLimerick- old man, two parts
Would go for a walk and a view.
Saw a crying young lad
Which made him feel bad
"What can I do,sonny,for you"?
I'm crying 'cause I can't do
The things that the big boys do.
The old man sat down,
First was a frown,
Then he started crying too.
About this poem:
age has its drawbacksLimerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
Had a tool so long that it bent,
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
Instead of ---ing
He went !
you fill in the blnks
About this poem:
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
She attended a comedy by chance.
She laughed 'til she cried
And she almost died
When she found out she'd wet her pants.
About this poem:
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf saidAttempts at limericks
Since St Patricks day is alright
It was all going fine
Until the fifth line
A schizophrenic decided to date
But he failed to capture a mate
He said, "I know that its bad,
But I don't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other."
Let's fix things!
to share some cookies by the batch
social problems can be solved
by united efforts of resolve
to fix by our 'action' not verbal patch.
About this poem:
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
cruciverbalist
that'll take you for a loss
don't look down it'd said
a word for terrible (dread)
better let your word come across
© agoodguy2have 2010-03-24
About this poem:
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)All In the finding
In find false in finding true
In finding love and finding heart
finding it funny when you fart
Finding the day easy to start
Finding it hard when we part
In finding light within the dark
In finding every thing you are
In finding you bright as a shining star
Finding you beside me in the car
Finding us finding them
Finding still waters in which we can swim
In finding us grow old to the end
In finding you day or night
In finding out that you were right
Finding you sitting on our lawn
Finding you so I can go on
Finding out you are gone
In finding out your the one
In finding you bright like the sun
In finding out we belong
About this poem:
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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