Tale of a woman
So let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask? Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask We can cover some basics, that s
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
Ten Little Boyfriends
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
A Limerick for a Leprechaun
A small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the top of a flower load
Fun with Lumericks
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
VISIONARY
If she believed she was perfectly free to notice or not whatever she chose why should she care that a meaningful stare was fixed on none other than she? What was so outré about anyone taking a drink at her favourite café lauding the view
EVERY mIRROR eVER
f*ck you, I hate you
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
lost love
my first love was so amazing, she told me one day she wasnt in love with me anymore an met someone else. it was heart breaking and it took me time to let her go, and the hardist thing is i will always have a special place in my heart for here. she moved on and im ready too as well but like i said, she will always be in my heart
missed poets
here we can find best poems. but some poets stoped writing why they stoped?
Stumped
I am an environmentalist.
All In the finding
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
days out
washed over my while in the bath
Limericks
Just for fun
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
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The Day That My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window got inside She kicked me in the balls I cried Called me a name said I lied
Very silly poem, number 1
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
With me
Wake up to my magic world that I would make I can see you beyond my imagination Oh my love; release me from my prison to your world I would sense you in my soul Oh my love; fly with me above my imagination world I would feel your hands in my col
Girl from Nantucket
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
limerick
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
limerick 2
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
Because I Loved You
We first met across the miles and never met another We talked for hours day by day...imaginary lovers. The miles grew few ,we learned alot our lives they grew together. and then came change that rocked our life and
Hope (for All)
Written for a friend originally.
bude
read this in playboy once
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
Just another limerick to contemplate...
Just a Limerick way of asking.... "What's REALLY important?"
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
Limerick Weekend #1
True story!
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
Limerick Weekend #3
A pool boy at work in the shade Was transfixed by a comely young maid. She waltzed over to him And she said with a grin. You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
Let's fix things!
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
CS Limerick
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
Limerick-a-Palozza
Am lovin' it!
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
RE: MY DEMENTED LANDLORD
TO EACH HIS OWN! THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR PETS! I"M ONE OF THE FEW THAT DO! TRAVIS HE HAS NEVER MINDED BEFORE!...
RE: Thoughts of you
morgen death is sad for all of us . Thank you so much for your comment...
RE: the way of a man with a maiden...
Beautiful writing my friend...I will be the first one in line to read all 7 of your books...
RE: there are places
Yes, it is a matter of how we choose to understand it: actually we are free to understand it in any way we prefer. Is this what the poem was intended for - a puzzle-solving exercise?! From what I gathered, this life is a matter of choice between the...
RE: "Owe you one"
wow sad, or moving on, either but good poem....
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